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Pixelosis

Anarchy, Bosses, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Events, Factions, Konquest Plugin, Land claiming, Minigames, MobSpawn, Modded, Player Shops, PvP, Raid, Sethome, Skyblock, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Survival Anarchy+ Anarchy survival expirence but a little less hardcore with TPA and SetHome

+ Factions Survival server with Konquest Plugin Coming soon!

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ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

commie fuck, coping mechanisms, extra income, extra job, ExtraCraft, Free Time, holiday earnings, job applications, Job Search, long tail tags, Minecraft, money making, procrastination, scary procrastinator, Server, stackmaxx, student benefits, student gibs, Student Life, STUDIES, Time management, time slipping away, updating CV

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7682
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

bob, bob and vagene, Buy, buy russian wife, fellow, Good, good morning, how much, Jeetbros, long tail, Minecraft, morning, Russian, saars, Sexy, sexy wife, smp, tags, Vagene, Wife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5369	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5r.vanilla-box.ru

Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Zombie Dances:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	964052
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	2003	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	132	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

Ancient Philosophy, Aristotelian, aristotle, classical philosophy, dialectic, empiricism, epistemology, Ethics, idealism, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, philosophy debate, Plato, Platonian, political philosophy, rationalism, Realism, school of thought, Server, Socratic method, virtue ethics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, Collabs, Council, Endless, fanfic, HoloID, hololive, Holostars, Kronii, memes, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, NSFW, Ouro, Promise, Server, streaming

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Commitment, date, DATING, digital intimacy, Exclusivity, financial independence, girl, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, modern dating, monetizing intimacy, online presence, online privacy, online sex work, onlyfans, privacy concerns, relationships, sex work stigma, smp, solo content, virtual relationships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!