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DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	1887	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	1762
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Votes:	8046

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Animals Bred:	163
Dimension Hops:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9283
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	9817	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.