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VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	2116
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2898
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3588	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	437
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	221511
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	549991	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Votes:	280	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

blocky, employee engagement, employee relations, Fun, HR, hr department, HR duties, HR functions, HR practices, HR professionals, HR responsibilities, HR role, HR services, HR strategies, hr team, Human Capital, human Resources, Land, organizational development, people management, talent management, workforce management, workplace culture

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2202	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

1979, 1979Frosty, Arctic, atmospheric chemistry, Atmospheric Monitoring, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Earth’s atmosphere, Empire, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, Highest, highest level, LevelSince, measured, Measuredat, Ozone, ozone depletion, polar regions, Pollution, scientific research, Skyblock, UV radiation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ores Mined:	2111
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.