#bannedforlife Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Items Found:	1873	Towns Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ores Mined:	748
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	8005

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	179
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!