Banned Substances MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Shroomageddon: The Fungi Fiasco

drug classification, legality of mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms, dangerous mushrooms

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where logic is thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of getting killed by killer mushrooms that have a vendetta against players. But don’t worry, we also have mushrooms that will temporarily distort your perception and make you see the world in a whole new way. Just don’t ask why one is banned and the other isn’t – it’s all part of the fun!

Explore our world filled with bizarre creatures, mind-bending landscapes, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember to watch out for those killer mushrooms – they’re not messing around!

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No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

Safety, Server, Dye, additive, red dye No. 3

so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

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IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP

taboo, law-breaking, banned, forbidden pleasures, Bootleg

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal your friend’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us if you can’t live without the thrill of breaking the law in Minecraft!

We’ve got a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even TNT cannons. Need to smuggle some contraband across the border? No problem, just hop on our server and join our underground network of secret tunnels and hidden chests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most wanted criminals in the Minecraft world. From notorious griefers to expert hackers, you never know who you might run into on our server. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to take on the server’s resident mafia boss in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of living on the wrong side of the law in Minecraft!

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DopeCraft SMP – “Why’s Doping Banned?”

Doping, DopeCraft, Fair Play, athlete health, Cheating

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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GatorRaided Olympics

olympics, legal action, Athletics, athlete, sprinting

so, like, u ever been sprinting so fast in minecraft that u feel like u could actually win an olympic medal? well, on this server, we make that dream a reality! but watch out, cuz gatorade might try to sabotage u with doped supplements like they did to that poor teen sprinter. join our server and show gatorade who’s boss by sprinting your way to victory! plus, we have epic build battles and the craziest parkour courses u’ve ever seen. come join us and leave gatorade in the dust!

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DopedCraft: Where Erdivisie players team up for some blocky fun!

Fun, Ethics, controversy, eredivisie, Doping

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further than our server, where we have a team of eredivisie players who are doped up to the gills! These guys may not be the best at playing Minecraft, but they sure know how to have a good time.

Join us for epic battles, crazy building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that one time, one of our players built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour – all while riding a pig!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip, come join us today. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

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SariNotSorryMC

cultural understanding, cultural respect, Birthday Party, traditional attire, Friend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural appropriation is a thing of the past and dressing up in any attire is encouraged!

Join us for epic birthday parties where your Indian friend will personally handpick a sari for you to wear. Don’t worry about cultural sensitivity, because on our server, diversity is celebrated with open arms (and closets full of beautiful clothing).

Experience the thrill of walking to your friend’s house in a stunning sari, only to be confronted by a random woman who just can’t handle your fabulous fashion choices. But fear not, because on our server, even the haters can’t rain on your parade.

Share your outrageous stories with friends who understand the struggle of being accused of cultural appropriation for simply following a friend’s request. And if you ever doubt your fashion choices, just remember that on our server, anything goes – whether it’s western attire or traditional Indian clothing.

So come on over and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where cultural boundaries are meant to be crossed and fashion faux pas are a thing of the past. Don’t be afraid to embrace your unique style and stand out from the crowd – because on our server, we celebrate diversity in all its colorful glory!

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StressReliefCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, self-care, relaxation techniques, Professional help, StressReliefCraft

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you feel like your real life stress is taking over your virtual world? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your worries into blocks of obsidian! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and battle creepers with your new virtual pals. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of crazy gamers to hang out with? Come join us and let’s laugh our way to mental health together!

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BlockyBlunders

Frustration, micromanagement, lack of work-life balance, lack of appreciation, stress

Are you tired of your job being as boring as watching grass grow in Minecraft? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous creepers start a dance party right in front of you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the boring real world. Who needs a job when you can spend your days battling giant chickens and partying with creepers?

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CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine – Minecraft Server

cyber warfare, Russian, Minecraft, military intelligence, Espionage

lol this server is like that time when the russians tried to hack ukraine but in minecraft form. we got members of russian military intelligence causing chaos and cyberattacks left and right. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international espionage in a blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the hackers and save the day. but beware, you never know who might be watching your every move… dramatic music plays

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