banned substances – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Shroomageddon: The Fungi Fiasco

banned drugs, banned substances, dangerous mushrooms, deadly mushrooms, drug classification, drug policy, drug regulation, Fiasco, Fungi, hallucinogenic mushrooms, harmful substances, legal highs, legality of mushrooms, mind-altering mushrooms, mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, psychoactive substances, Public Safety, Shroomageddon, toxic mushrooms, toxicology

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where logic is thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of getting killed by killer mushrooms that have a vendetta against players. But don’t worry, we also have mushrooms that will temporarily distort your perception and make you see the world in a whole new way. Just don’t ask why one is banned and the other isn’t – it’s all part of the fun!

Explore our world filled with bizarre creatures, mind-bending landscapes, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember to watch out for those killer mushrooms – they’re not messing around!

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No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

additive, artificial colors, banned substances, Bans, Cancer, carcinogenic, chemical compounds, consumer protection, Dye, FDA, food additives, Food Industry, Food Safety, foods, health, public health, Rats, red, red dye No. 3, regulations, Safety, Server, toxic chemicals

so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

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IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP

against the law, banned, banned substances, Black Market, Bootleg, Contraband, criminal, Forbidden, forbidden pleasures, illegal, illegal activities, IllegalAddictMinecraftSMP, illicit, law-breaking, off limits, outlawed, Prohibited, Restricted, taboo, Underground, unlawful

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only illegal thing you can do is steal your friend’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us if you can’t live without the thrill of breaking the law in Minecraft!

We’ve got a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even TNT cannons. Need to smuggle some contraband across the border? No problem, just hop on our server and join our underground network of secret tunnels and hidden chests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most wanted criminals in the Minecraft world. From notorious griefers to expert hackers, you never know who you might run into on our server. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to take on the server’s resident mafia boss in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of living on the wrong side of the law in Minecraft!

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DopeCraft SMP – “Why’s Doping Banned?”

anti-doping regulations, athlete health, athlete integrity, athletic excellence, banned, banned drugs, banned substances, Cheating, clean competition, Competitive advantage, DopeCraft, Doping, doping consequences, doping in sports, drug testing, enhancing performance, Fair Play, integrity in sports, performance enhancement, smp, sports ethics, sports regulations, Sportsmanship, Whys

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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GatorRaided Olympics

athlete, Athletics, banned substances, Competition, controversy, doped supplements, doping scandal, Endurance, Gatorade, GatorRaided, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, legal action, Olympic spot, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, professional sports, Sponsorship, sports, sprinting, Teen sprinter, track and field

so, like, u ever been sprinting so fast in minecraft that u feel like u could actually win an olympic medal? well, on this server, we make that dream a reality! but watch out, cuz gatorade might try to sabotage u with doped supplements like they did to that poor teen sprinter. join our server and show gatorade who’s boss by sprinting your way to victory! plus, we have epic build battles and the craziest parkour courses u’ve ever seen. come join us and leave gatorade in the dust!

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DopedCraft: Where Erdivisie players team up for some blocky fun!

banned substances, blocky, Cheating, Competition, controversy, DopedCraft, Doping, Dutch league, Erdivisie, eredivisie, Ethics, football, Fun, illegal substances, investigation, Netherlands, performance-enhancing drugs, Players, professional athletes, scandal, scandalous behavior, Soccer, sports, TEAM

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further than our server, where we have a team of eredivisie players who are doped up to the gills! These guys may not be the best at playing Minecraft, but they sure know how to have a good time.

Join us for epic battles, crazy building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that one time, one of our players built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour – all while riding a pig!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip, come join us today. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

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TimeWarpCraft

Choices, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Journey, life experiences, life lessons, looking back, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past memories, personal growth, re-living, Reflection, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, Self Discovery, time travel, TimeWarpCraft, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience!

Join us and travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and build your very own dino-themed kingdom. Or how about going back to the wild west and becoming a cowboy, riding horses and dueling other players in epic showdowns?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew, and plunder other players’ bases for all their loot.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of time travel and endless possibilities? Join now and make history…literally!

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CrowdCraft Server: Outage Edition!

Businesses, cloud security, CrowdCraft, Crowdstrike, cyber defense, cyberattack, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, cybersecurity incident, cybersecurity incident response, cybersecurity news, cybersecurity outage, data breach, Edition, Global Outage, incident response, IT, network outage, network security, OUTAGE, Server, Technology, world

lmao dis server be lit fam, like a creepa exploding in ur face but in a good way ya know? we got so much chaos goin on u wont even know what hit u. join us and be part of da madness, like when a bunch of pigs start flyin in da sky. u wont find a server like dis anywhere else, we got more glitches than a herd of sheep runnin into a wall. come join us and be part of the mayhem, like when a zombie horde takes over a village but everyone’s just laughin and havin a good time. so what u waitin for? come join us and experience da craziest Minecraft server u ever seen, like when a bunch of chickens start doin the cha-cha slide. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, den u can go play wit da boring servers.

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CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyyWarStopper, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, end war, global pressure, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, POLITICAL CRISIS, russia, sanctions, security council, ukraine war, united nations, world leaders, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight russia with pickaxes and build giant zelenskyy statues to show our support for ukraine! we have crazy battles where we throw potatoes at each other and ride llamas into battle. you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet chicken named zelenskyy to accompany you on all your adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and help us bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!

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CommentCraft

comment section, CommentCraft, Communication, cyber world, dialogue, digital age, discussion, Feedback, global conversation, information sharing, interconnected, internet, Massive, online discourse, online interaction, Opinions, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual community, world

come join dis server where u can literally live in a comment section. imagine building ur house out of emojis and battling creepers with ur trusty keyboard sword. u can even ride on the back of a giant troll as u explore the vast world of memes and puns. join us and become the ultimate meme lord of the comment section world. but beware, trolls and haters lurk around every corner, ready to downvote ur creations. so come on, join us and let’s turn this comment section into a wild and wacky adventure!

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MineCraftDiabetesRisk

adult population, chronic conditions, Diverse, economic disparities, excessive sleep, health risks, increased risk, insufficient sleep, international team, lifestyle factors, MineCraftDiabetesRisk, Persistently unhealthy sleep, preventative measures, public health, racial disparities, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep patterns, type 2 diabetes, unhealthy habits

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will never have unhealthy sleep again! we guarantee that you will either sleep too much or not enough, just like in real life! and guess what? if you join our server, you will have a significantly increased risk of finding diamonds and rare loot! our diverse adult population of players will make sure you have the best time ever, no matter what race or economic background you come from. so what are you waiting for? join now and start your diabetes-inducing adventure today!

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⭐❤️ WoterTime ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Economy, emerald armor, Enchantments, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Griefers, Griefing, hardcore mode, ip address, kocmotime, launcher, lighthouses, Minecraft, No Dupe, Phantoms, Player Auctions, precious blocks, Private, PvP, Server, Support, version 1.16.5-1.20.4, vk, WaterTime

⚡⭐⚡ WaterTime ⚡⭐⚡

The most grief-inducing project.

❤️ [Анархия]

> Hardcore mode, because here

privates via precious blocks

and you can blow up any region

the essence of the regime is complete griefing

⚡ [Наши фишки]

> Hardcore griefing

> Your own enchantments

> PVP new version

> Your recipes

> Your own enchantments

> Emerald Armor

> No PHANTOMS

> Your own lighthouses

> Huge Store

> Player Auctions

> Best support

> Powerful anti-cheat

✌ Join us!

✌ Our IP is kocmotime.20tps.ru

✌ Version 1.16.5-1.20.4

✌ VK https://vk.com/kocmotime_ru

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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

4chan, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, CraftyBlock, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, imageboard, internet, internet humor, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 268974228, online anonymity, Online Community, Random, Server, social media, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the elusive Bigfoot and earn his respect?

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

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DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

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AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

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