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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	118
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1087	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2882	Crops Grown:	9839

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dimension Hops:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3030
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8336	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	4397

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5269	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!