banned export – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server
1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.
Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

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CraftyNostalgia
carefree days, cherished memories, childhood dreams, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, favorite moments, happy childhood, happy times, Innocence, innocence regained, joyful recollections, magical moments, Nostalgia, past experiences, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, special moments, unforgettable times
Remember that time you built a pillow fort so epic, it could withstand a tornado? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild and relive all your favorite childhood memories.
Join us and build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, create a secret underground base filled with treasure, or even reenact that time you convinced your little brother he was adopted (just kidding, don’t do that).
With friendly players, epic builds, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys, this server is the ultimate throwback to your childhood. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

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BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!
aggression, Biden administration, BidenCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hit, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, potential strikes, RETALIATION, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Targets, Ukraine, War
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we got, like, ukraine presenting biden with targets to hit in russia, like, what even is that, right? but, like, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy action-packed adventure, like, fighting off enemies and stuff.
we got, like, insane stories happening all the time, like, one time a creeper blew up a whole village and we had to rebuild it with, like, diamond blocks and stuff. it was, like, totally wild, man.
so, like, join our server and be part of the madness. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? you gotta be there to find out, bro. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it.

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LatinaCraft Minecraft Server
attractiveness, average men, beauty standards, Canada, Chads, Competition, Cultural differences, dating preferences, Diversity, Insecurity, Jealousy, LatinaCraft, Latinas, Minecraft, Perception, racial bias, racial dynamics, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, white women
Are you tired of white women in your country being jealous of Latinas? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all cultures and we even have a special Latina district where all the spicy action happens! White women are so last season, come join us and be a part of the Latinx revolution. Who needs plain and boring when you can have sassy and caliente? Join now and level up your dating game to Chad status! Viva la Latina! 🌶️💃🏽🔥

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BrazilianBlockParty Minecraft SMP
Brazil, Brazilian cinema, BrazilianBlockParty, cinematic experiences, cultural movies, diverse films, exotic locations, film enthusiasts, foreign films, good movies, hidden gems, international cinema, Latin American cinema, Minecraft, movie buffs, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, must-watch movies, smp, south america, travel movies, tropical settings, Wanderlust
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only movies we watch are the ones set in Brazil! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the jungle biome. Inside, they found a magical DVD player that only played Brazilian movies. As they watched, they were transported into the world of the films, where they had to navigate through samba dancing zombies and giant talking toucans. It was a wild ride, but they emerged victorious and with a newfound love for Brazilian cinema. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and watch some truly unique films, come join us on our server! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in the world of Brazilian movies!

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NoPurrSuitorsAllowed
Accommodation, Adult, Argument, boat, Boyfriend, cat-sit, Communication, DATING, Expenses, family, holiday, Invitation, italy, MONEY, NoPurrSuitorsAllowed, parents, relationship, sharing bed, Space, withholding information
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy antics that will make your jaw drop!
Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have been building your dream house for 2 and a half years. Everything is going great until your parents invite him on a two-week trip to Italy. But wait, there’s a twist! His parents refuse to pay for his ticket, so you have to foot the bill. Talk about a plot twist!
But the drama doesn’t stop there! Just when you think you’re going on another holiday with him, you find out he conveniently “forgets” to invite you on his family’s boat trip. And get this – his mom says there’s not enough room for you on the boat, even though there are clearly enough beds for everyone. Talk about a scandal!
Join our Minecraft server for all the drama, excitement, and outrageous stories you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world – join now!

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FavThingMinecraftSMP
beloved object, cherished possession, favored item, Favorite, favorite thing, favorite things, FavThingMinecraftSMP, go-to item, likes, most loved thing, Preferences, preferred item, preferred selection, prized possession, thing.., top choice, treasured item, what’s your favorite, what’s your favorite thing, what’s your favorite things
Do you love building giant statues of llamas? How about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Or maybe you just enjoy dressing up in a hot dog costume and roleplaying as a sentient pickle? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!
Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you could ever imagine. From battling a horde of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama parades, where players can show off their most ridiculous llama-themed builds. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hot Dog Costume Fashion Show – it’s a sight to behold!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a flying pig into battle against a army of evil squids. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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Blocky Bliss: Favorite Sensation
Bliss, blocky, Calm, comfort, Contentment, emotional, Favorite, Favorite sensation, Happiness, invigorating, joy, Mental, non-sexual, Peaceful, Physical, Pleasure, Refreshing, Relaxation, satisfying, Sensation, Serenity, soothing, tactile, Tranquility
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will give you the sensation of riding a rainbow unicorn through a field of cotton candy clouds while eating ice cream made of pure happiness!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building a house out of dancing llamas, and riding a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where pigs fly and creepers breakdance?
So come join us and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Who needs non-sexual sensations when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server!

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CraftyCanuckEVs
Automotive Industry, automotive technology, Canada, Chinese-made, CraftyCanuckEVs, economic relations, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, foreign relations, global market, government policy, Imports, international trade, North America, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war, Transportation, U.S
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do ballet. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers tell the funniest jokes.
u know why u gotta join? cuz our villagers throw the wildest parties and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. plus, our ender dragon has a secret talent for beatboxing.
come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Bucketry SMP: Where Pyro Farming is Hotter Than Your Mixtape

AFK pool, bedrock server, Bucketry, chat games, custom spawners, discord community, Farming, forge friendships, HOTTER, java server, legendary artifacts, Lively Community Events, Mixtape, Pinata Parties, Pyro, rare loot, secret hideouts, smp, Soul system, Spirit Discussions, Tame Pets, Temporary flying abilities, Treasure hunt, unforgettable memories, upgradeable hoppers, User-Friendly Grief Prevention

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

About Bucketry Minecraft:

Embark on an Epic Adventure, rise through the ranks, master your craft, and unlock legendary powers in the realm of Bucketry Minecraft. Create your own empire, conquer unique challenges, and defend your domain with friends and community. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the JAVA server at mc.bucketry.net or the Bedrock server at mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
What activities can I engage in on Bucketry Minecraft?	You can embark on quests, build epic structures, battle foes, engage in specialized challenges, and much more!
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, we have fun community events like Piñata Parties and more for players to join.
How can I protect my land from griefing?	We have a user-friendly Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to help you secure your kingdom.

ERB’s Epic Minecraft Server
#youtube, ack, bad, Battle Rap, comedy, Diss track, Entertainment, Epic, epic rap battles, erb, erbs, funny, internet culture, Lyrics, memb, meme, Minecraft, Music, Popular, Rap Battles, roast, Server, trending, viral, WORSE
Are you tired of getting attacked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to kill you! Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most mythical creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! Join us now and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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