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Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2217	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

advance marche, Everything.., FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy advance, final fantasy fantasy, final fantasy marche, final fantasy rpg, final fantasy strategy, final fantasy tactical, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy tactics advance, lol, marche, marche was right, pixelated, right, RPG, strategy, tactical, Tactics, tactics advance, video game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Votes:	8911
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Star Shards Collected:	216
Votes:	2701	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	325	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	170	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?