Bankrupts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExBlockParty: No Exes Allowed!

ah, Allowed, Apology, Behavior, birthday parties, cakes, children, damages, ex husband, ExBlockParty, exclusion, Exes, family, Group Chat, inflatables, Kids, misbehaving, outbursts, SIL, Son, tantrums, Themes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unruly kids at a birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of inflatable drama and cake chaos.

We promise not to let any knife-wielding children ruin your fun, and if they do, we’ll make sure they pay for the damages (unlike a certain Jane we know). Plus, we offer two parties for the price of one, just in case you need to separate the troublemakers from the well-behaved guests.

So come join us for a virtual birthday bash like no other, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

SecretSMPWhisperer

#classified information, concealed truths, Confessions, confidential matters, guarded truths, hidden confessions, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost secrets, intimate confessions, kept quiet, personal secrets, personal thoughts, private feelings, private musings, private revelations, Secrets, SecretSMPWhisperer, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed information., untold stories

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more secrets than a gossiping llama! Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets, like who actually built that giant statue of a chicken or who keeps leaving random signs with cryptic messages around spawn. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server because there’s always some juicy drama brewing just below the surface. So come join us and see if you can uncover the biggest secret of them all – who keeps stealing all the cake from the community chest!

NoGoToCountryCraft

Adventure, AVOID, Country, culture, Curiosity, curiosity-led, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, geography, Never, NoGoToCountryCraft, Personal, Politics, Safety, tourism, travel, vacation, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Items Found:	3232	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Votes:	8237
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you feel like you’re in a never-ending geography lesson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise you’ll never have to worry about visiting the country you never want to go to because on our server, we’ve banned it! That’s right, no more pesky mobs from that country ruining your day. Join us and embark on wild adventures in a world where the only borders are the ones you build yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to that country forever!

BrickSettlersMC

brick structures, bricklaying, Bricks, BrickSettlersMC, brickwork, building materials, building process, building stability, construction, construction techniques, foundation, Masonry, Settling, settling behavior, settling patterns, settling phenomenon, settling process, settling properties, solid foundation, structural integrity, structural settlement

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

so, like, come join this minecraft server where bricks do all the work for you! no need to worry about building, just place a brick and watch it settle itself into the perfect structure. it’s like magic, but with bricks.

we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.

so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

back, Chat, Cheating, Chest locking, cream, Donations, FroobWorld, Griefing, home, Ice, Land claiming, Lockette, Long-term maps, PG-13, Prizes, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Tpa, update, Vanilla, View distance, Votes, Yall

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

ancient practices, Country, cranial deformation, cultural identity, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, head measurements, head shape, head shaping, head size, indigenous cultures, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical characteristics, Server, skull binding, skull modification, skull shape, skullcraft, tight skull, traditional beliefs, traditional rituals, unique customs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	9079	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Magic Items Found:	1800
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

action, Adventure, Chronicles, co-op, coop, Cooperative gameplay, First Person Shooter, Game Mods, Gaming Community, half life, LAN party, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, smp, strategy, Survival, sven coop, SvenCraft, team-based, valve, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	240	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

GirlbossCraft

anxiety issues, Boundaries, Calling, Classes, Communication, financial aid, GirlBossCraft, Girlfriend, grant, grown ass woman, grown woman, loans, Mechanic, ordering food, Panic, Parent, relationships, Schooling, social anxiety, University

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!

World of ELAK: Where you can ELAK all the factions!

Adventure, cleavers, Discord, Economy, ELAK, Factions, Friends, ip address, java, Katanas, knives, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Roleplay, server info, Survival, TOWN, Trade, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay, Land System, Custom Discord Map, Economy, Custom Weapons, Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by getting the server IP and information in our Discord server linked above.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a tribe?	You can play solo, but joining a tribe with at least 2 players can unlock more features and opportunities in the game.
Are there custom weapons in the game?	Yes, the server offers unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more for players to equip themselves with.
Is there a market system in the game?	Yes, the server has a detailed market system where players can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency for various items.

FuzzyDizzy Minecraft Server

challenge, classic, Dizzy, funny, Fuzzy, FuzzyDizzy, gameplay, Gaming, get dizzy, hallucination, LEVEL, meme, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, psychedelic, Retro, Server, SNES, Super Mario, touch fuzzy, video game, Yoshi

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7620
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and touch fuzzy to get dizzy – literally! Our server is infused with magical fuzziness that will have you spinning like a top in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing llamas of Minecraft. These llamas have moves that will make Michael Jackson jealous. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between llamas that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens? These chickens are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu and will protect our server with their lives. Join us and witness the epic battles between ninja chickens and unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Touch fuzzy, get dizzy, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!