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BankruptCraft
Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers! -
BankruptCraft
lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. -
BankruptCraft: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether. And if you ever find yourself in a hole, just remember our motto: “When in a hole, quit digging… and start tunneling to the center of the earth for hidden treasure!”
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Note Blocks. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, TNT it out!
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MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!
so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.
plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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Xcraft: Math vs English
haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.
come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.
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SatelliteSizzleCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it’s like old satellites burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, releasing compounds that could jeopardize the recovery of the ozone hole. But don’t worry, we’re not actually destroying the planet, we’re just destroying the competition!Join us and witness the chaos as we build and mine our way through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a new study finding compounds increasing 8-fold between 2016 and 2022 – except instead of compounds, it’s fun and instead of increasing, it’s non-stop!
So come on and join us as we skyrocket through the low-Earth-orbit of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!
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BadWolfMC: The Server Where Pigs Fly and Cows Moo Way Too Loudly, Come Join the Farmyard Fun!
BadWolfMC Server Information
IP Address PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM Overview
Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!
Highlights
- ✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
- 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
- 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
- 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
- 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
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Our Mission
Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative…
Membership Application Required
If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!
General Server Rules
- All players must be 18 years of age or older.
- No Griefing.
- No Client Mods/Exploits.
- No Advertising/Spam.
- Common Sense/Maturity.
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DustyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led the player on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. But beware, for the Diamond Chicken was guarded by a fierce army of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Desert Temple of Doom, where players can battle it out for the chance to win a magical flying llama mount. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Cactus Wizard who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Sir Oinksalot and the Diamond Chicken await!
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ThirdPlaceHeroes Minecraft Server
ThirdPlaceHeroes, third place group stage euros winners prediction football tournament champions victory underdog surprise upset competition soccer European championship dark horse triumph unexpected success dream team, Minecraft, ServerJoin our Minecraft server and become part of a legendary team that will somehow manage to get 3rd place in their group…but wait, there’s more! In a twist of fate, they will end up winning the Euros in the end because why not? Join us for a rollercoaster of soccer-themed adventures and unexpected victories! Who knew Minecraft could be so unpredictable and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness! -
SeatSaverShowdown
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner badass? Look no further! Join our server for epic revenge stories like never before.Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a group of noisy players start disrupting your peace. But fear not, for on our server, you can channel your inner death stare and intimidate them into silence. Just like how our player stared down a group of loud women at a music event until they couldn’t handle it anymore and left in a fit of rage.
Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!