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SmellyMermaidCraft

Aquatic, ariel, bad odor, body odor, Disney, fairy tale, FANTASY, fishy, half-fish, hygiene, MAGICAL, Mermaid, mythical creature, ocean scent, odor control, personal care, princess, sea creature, smell, SmellyMermaidCraft, Underwater

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can swim with ariel and smell her fishy goodness! but don’t worry, we have magical soap that makes her smell like roses! plus, you can ride on a giant sea turtle and battle evil sea witches with your trusty diamond sword! come join the fun and make a splash in our crazy underwater world!

MineCraftMeds: SymptomSlayin’ & StressRelief

Alternative Medicine, cannabis benefits, Cannabis use, health condition management, Healthcare, holistic health, medical cannabis, mental health symptoms, MineCraftMeds, natural remedies, pain management, patient care, patient education, patient support, patient symptoms, patient treatment, patient wellness, primary care, sleep management, Stress Management, stressrelief, symptom management, SymptomSlayin

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	131
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Towns Built:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical cannabis plants growing everywhere! That’s right, you can use them to manage all your symptoms and health conditions in the game! Feeling stressed? Smoke some Minecraft weed. Can’t sleep? Puff, puff, pass that virtual joint. Got a headache from building too many blocks? Take a hit and watch it disappear.

In fact, 76% of our players use our special cannabis plants to manage their in-game symptoms. Mental health issues? No problem. Stress from creepers blowing up your creations? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on the magical powers of our weed for improving sleep – you’ll be dreaming of diamond blocks in no time.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where cannabis is the answer to all your Minecraft problems. Who knew that virtual marijuana could be so game-changing? See you on the server, my fellow stoners!

BabeCraft Minecraft Server

babeCOCK, BabeCraft, Beauty Guru, Content Creator, fashion blogger, fashion enthusiast, lifestyle influencer, long tail tags: beauty blogger, makeup artist, Minecraft, Server, social media personality, style icon, vlogger

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	59	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, look no further because Babecock is here to spice things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures, like a giant hotdog castle or a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds.

So why wait? Join Babecock today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Golden Potato of Power” hidden deep within our server’s dungeons. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the potato.

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Anglo world, appreciation, BaguetteCraft, cheque, Conflict, cooperation, DEBT, Diplomacy, French, Generosity, Gratitude, History, Honor, international relations, Minecraft, Repayment, Respect, sacrifice, Server, solidarity, war effort, world wars

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crops Grown:	9136
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	115
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

Apology, beep-boop, Chinese, Ding Dong, door bell, family, innocent, karaoke time, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceSingsOffensiveTunes, offensive song, Pick up, ROBOT, School, Server, sibling, singing, suspension, sweet natured, Teacher, Upset

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

act of kindness, aunts, child support, condition, deadbeat father, DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance, estranged father, family, GRANDPA, House, Illness, Inheritance, intense pressure, legal guardian, MONEY, moral question, PRESSURE, Siblings, uncles, Will

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

EternalCraft

endless life, eternal being, eternal existence, eternal life, eternal lifespan, eternal living, eternal living dream, eternal youth, EternalCraft, Forever Young, IMMORTALITY, immortality desire, immortality dream, immortality fantasy, immortality wish, living eternally, living forever, Longevity, never aging, never dying, never-ending life

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2510	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!