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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4621 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5430 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!
