Banking Sector MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockBankCraft

US sanctions, political pressure, financial transactions, Chinese banks block payments, tougher sanctions

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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BlockyBankLady

Syrian economy, gender equality, monetary policy, MIDDLE EAST, central bank

omg guyysss u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like syria’s new gov appointing maysaa sabrine as first woman to lead central bank LMAO u know it’s gonna be lit af. imagine all the crazy shizz that’s gonna go down in this server, like maysaa sabrine riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. u gotta be there to witness the madness and chaos, it’s gonna be epic. join now before the server explodes with awesomeness!!!

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CraftyPutin’sBankBlock

global economy, economic impact, regulatory compliance, economic sanctions, sanctions

so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

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BankofCraft19

economic indicators, inflation, banking sector, monetary policy, Financial Stability

come join our minecraft server where the central bank is run by a bunch of russian bears who raise rates to 19% every time someone tries to build a house out of inflation ticks. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of excitement! plus, where else can you say you’ve been part of a virtual economy run by bears? join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a bear yourself. who knows, anything is possible in this crazy server!

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YuanCraft: Russia’s Bank Squeeze

yuan, supply squeeze, Russias, Bank, exchange rate fluctuations

come join our minecraft server where russia’s central bank and lenders are fighting over yuan supply like it’s a game of musical chairs but with money. join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for financial domination. will the central bank reign supreme or will the lenders take control? find out on our server where anything can happen, even in the world of virtual blocks and pixels. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to victory in this wild and unpredictable world of minecraft madness.

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YuanGoneWild Minecraft Server

Server, financial institutions, global economy, financial news, market trends

join our epic minecraft server where we have so much yuan, you’ll think you’re in russia! our chinese players are pulling away from the nation because they can’t handle all the fun we’re having. come join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and fight our way to victory. who needs russian banks when you have all the yuan you could ever want in minecraft? come join us and see for yourself!

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BlockyCommieBankBan

money transfers, international relations, BlockyCommieBankBan, trade restrictions, financial news

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

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EuroBankExitCraft

european economy, diplomatic relations, sanctions, Economy, finance

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

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CraftyCreeperz

no jewish bankers, pozzed, founding settlers, no jews in media, historical migration

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as Jew-free as a ham sandwich on Yom Kippur? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t find a single Jewish block in sight! Our founding settlers didn’t just move up north to start Canada for no reason – they knew America was gonna be overrun by Jews and they wanted a safe haven for their pixelated adventures. So come join us and build your dream world without any pesky Jewish bankers ruining your fun! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be secretly controlled by the Illuminati…oops, did we say too much? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s kosher-certified and Jew-free!

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UncleLaptopNoPay

tech-savvy, Upset, 20 year old, RAM, WOMAN

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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