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  • MapleCraft Server: Canada Forever!

    MapleCraft Server: Canada Forever!
    so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even Mark Carney himself would be like “whoa, this is the best server ever”? well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even Canada would never, ever, want to be part of America if they knew about it.

    imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives. that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.

    not only that, but we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. from spleef battles on a lava floor to parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, this server has it all.

    plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we may argue and prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

    so come join us on this server and experience a world like no other. just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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  • CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

    CarneyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

    not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

    so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)

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  • BlockyBankBoi4Prez

    BlockyBankBoi4Prez
    so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

    but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

    and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

    so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

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  • Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20

    Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

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