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CraftyTrumpTariffs
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss! -
BlockyBankBoi4Prez
so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.
and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.
so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.
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MapleCraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Our server is like the Bank of Canada on steroids, pumping $16 billion into the market every single day. Why, you ask? Because we believe in the power of inflation to make our virtual world go round!Join us and watch as the budget magically balances itself, just like how a pig magically turns into bacon. With so much virtual cash flowing around, you’ll be able to build the craziest pixelated mansions and ride on diamond-studded minecarts through our server’s twisted tunnels.
So come on, join us and experience the madness of our economy where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
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BlockyHappyHour
Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).
Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!
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Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!
come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!! -
MeteorSky
Economy, PvP, Survival, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, PvEMeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!
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Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?
Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!
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UberCrafters: Parents Edition
Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.
Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.
So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!