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SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

cheeky personality, chickens, Henjin no Salad Bowl, I love her charm, Main, rule, salad, saladcraft, She is so good, Top, Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	6136
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	7869	Dragon Eggs Found:	1027

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

(Domestic), adorable, animal, canine, companion, Country, Craft, cute, dog, Dogs, Drool, four-legged, Friend, Furry, Loyal, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet lover, pet owner, pet photography, pet portrait, pet therapy, pixels, pup, rule

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	166
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	5799
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	222
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	7708
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	130	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

banter, Battles, BBC, blocky, building, built, built for BBC, central, comedy, long trail tags, Server, Thread

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

“Youth, adolescence, Challenges, Community, creeper, Cunt, Development, Diversity, education, empowerment, future leaders, growth, Identity, Language, meets, Minecraft, opportunities, peer pressure, Questionable, Rebellion, social media, societal impact, squad, Stereotypes, teenagers, young adults, youth culture, youths

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	804	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

Anime, appropriate, attire, Character, convention, COSPLAY, costume, creativity, criticism, cultural appreciation, Expression, Fandom, FANTASY, fictional, judgement, lol, Manga, opinion, Outfit, peko, PekoCraft, Performance, Pigs, Roleplay, rule, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	4870	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	8107	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

acceptance, attachment, blocky, bonanza, Breakup, Difficulty, emotional, growth, HARD, healing, inner peace, Isnt, letting, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving on, perseverance, personal development, Release, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Struggle

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9083	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!