Banished MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MILcraft BANished: AITA?

Therapy, banished, stolen journal, family conflict, introverted

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful world! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those who have to deal with overbearing future mothers-in-law.

Imagine a world where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house without any consequences! On our server, you can stand up for your introverted son without worrying about your fiancée’s family drama. Plus, you can yell at virtual MILs for stealing journals without any real-life repercussions.

Join now and create your own family drama-free paradise in Minecraft! Protect your kids, build your dream world, and never let anyone tell you how to run your virtual household. Let’s ban together and show those meddling in-laws who’s boss in the virtual world!

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OccupationBanished Minecraft Server

Hamas, Liberation, Nasrallah, anti-occupation, Sinwar

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil occupation of boring servers! sinwar is here to thank hezbollah’s nasrallah for his support in our quest to banish the occupation of lame gameplay. join us as we battle through epic quests, build insane structures, and conquer the minecraft world together! together, we will show those boring servers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some pixel butt!

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Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished

astronaut, NASA, spacecraft, Transportation, banished

so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

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SibSquad Banished: No More Fam Fests

rejection, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, family relationships

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is treated like family (except for that one annoying creeper)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, unlike those pesky half siblings in real life.

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about being called a “failed abortion” by anyone. Plus, our virtual family gatherings are way more fun than awkward birthday parties with judgmental relatives. And if anyone tries to start drama, just block them like you would a griefer.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind. After all, who needs half siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with?

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LOLcraft: Braeburned’s Banished Bits

Art preservation, art community., digital art, artistic integrity, Character theft

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more stolen OCs than you can shake a pickaxe at. Join us for a chance to uncover deleted Braeburned posts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got juicy gossip and scandalous stories to uncover? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

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Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

Social, r9k, entertain, rules, banished

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

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Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

Shill, Lazy, Fed, hitler, jew

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

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LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

Honkai Impact 3, LolCraft, dan heng, Anime, Luocha

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Girl Band CryCraft

unresolved, girl, guys, Typing, puzzling

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

Lifestyle, Meet, generation, culture, popular phase

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!

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