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MILcraft BANished: AITA?

abusive behavior, aita, banished, Boundaries, controlling behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family dynamics, future in-laws, introverted, MIL, MILcraft, overprotective, parenting, protecting son, standing firm, stolen journal, tense relationships, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wedding drama

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Void Armor Forged:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful world! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those who have to deal with overbearing future mothers-in-law.

Imagine a world where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house without any consequences! On our server, you can stand up for your introverted son without worrying about your fiancée’s family drama. Plus, you can yell at virtual MILs for stealing journals without any real-life repercussions.

Join now and create your own family drama-free paradise in Minecraft! Protect your kids, build your dream world, and never let anyone tell you how to run your virtual household. Let’s ban together and show those meddling in-laws who’s boss in the virtual world!

OccupationBanished Minecraft Server

anti-occupation, banished, Conflict, extremism, Fight, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nasrallah, occupation, OccupationBanished, Palestinian, resistance, Server, Sinwar, solidarity, Support, Terrorism

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Towns Built:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	980076	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	93

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil occupation of boring servers! sinwar is here to thank hezbollah’s nasrallah for his support in our quest to banish the occupation of lame gameplay. join us as we battle through epic quests, build insane structures, and conquer the minecraft world together! together, we will show those boring servers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some pixel butt!

Boeing’s Astronaut Taxi Banished

astronaut, Astronauts, banished, boeing, Boeing’s, crewed mission, debate, decision, Engineering, manned spaceflight, Mission, NASA, reentry, Safety, space agency, space capsule, space exploration, space program, Space Travel, spacecraft, STARLINER, taxi, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

so, like, NASA was all like, “nah, we ain’t bringing our astronauts back on Boeing’s Starliner, that thing be cray cray.”

But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!

Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!

SibSquad Banished: No More Fam Fests

banished, exclusion, fam, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Fests, Grandparents, half siblings, rejection, SibSquad, stepfamily

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	556
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is treated like family (except for that one annoying creeper)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, unlike those pesky half siblings in real life.

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about being called a “failed abortion” by anyone. Plus, our virtual family gatherings are way more fun than awkward birthday parties with judgmental relatives. And if anyone tries to start drama, just block them like you would a griefer.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind. After all, who needs half siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with?

LOLcraft: Braeburned’s Banished Bits

art community., Art preservation, art theft, Artist credit, artistic integrity, banished, bits, Braeburned, Braeburneds, Character theft, copyright infringement, deleted content, deleted posts, digital art, E621, Fan art, furry art, LolCraft, mlp, online archives, Paheal, Saved posts, Stolen OC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9364
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more stolen OCs than you can shake a pickaxe at. Join us for a chance to uncover deleted Braeburned posts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got juicy gossip and scandalous stories to uncover? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Votes:	5001
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ores Mined:	9907
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	259	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!