Banhammered Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Banhammered Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

Banhammered: No Racism Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anger management, Banhammered, behavior modification, Communication, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discipline, Diverse Community, education, emotional regulation, family dynamics, internet safety, learning, online behavior, parenting, racism, Reflection, Therapy, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.

Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Towns Built:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Emeralds Found:	653
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

acquired taste, bizarre food choices, bizarre food indulgences, disgusting food, gross food, GrossButYum, guilty pleasure, odd food combinations, odd food obsessions, peculiar food choices, peculiar food habits, repulsive food, revolting food, smp, strange cravings, surprising food choices, unconventional tastes, unexpected cravings, unexpected food loves, unusual culinary preferences, unusual food favorites, weird food preferences

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	2474	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	142	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8609	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.