BanHammerCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Crops Grown:	6408

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

GirlfriendZzz Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most intense relationship drama can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you in-game! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of waking up late for church, getting into a fight with your significant other, and still managing to meet your mom for lunch – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Forget about setting alarms, because on our server, time is just a suggestion! Explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner, just like the surprise wake-up call our player received from their angry girlfriend. Will you be able to navigate the twists and turns of relationships and still come out on top? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and ultimately, forgiveness. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BoomerBlocker2021

aita, BoomerBlocker2021, Buying, decision, desert, Distance, East Coast, elderly parents, family, Guilt, home, Impact, Kids, Moving, partner, retirement community, Sell, Siblings, snowbirds, Summers, west coast

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of the brutal desert summers and want to escape to a more temperate climate? Join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world where you can build your dream home on the east coast, without the hassle of actually moving!

We have a unique community of players, including snowbird parents who decided to buy a second home near their kids and ended up falling in love with the retirement community nearby. Who knew virtual real estate could bring families closer together?

Don’t worry about leaving your elderly parents behind, because on our server, they can teleport to your virtual neighborhood and spend time with their grandkids anytime they want. Plus, with just a 6-hour drive (or a quick teleport) to visit in person, you’ll never feel like an AITA for moving away.

So come join us and start building your new life on the east coast, where the only thing brutal is the competition to create the most epic Minecraft creations!

NotMyCelebCrush – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	87	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of legendary Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds and creepers. But this land was no ordinary land, it was our insane Minecraft SMP! Here, you can build the craziest structures, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures waiting to be discovered.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraftMistakes

childhood memories, childhood mistakes, growing up, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, immature behavior, KidCraftMistakes, learning from past, lessons learned, looking back, maturing, mistakes as a child, past actions, personal growth, reflecting on past, reflecting on youth, regretful actions, regretful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1711
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8665
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker!

BorderBlockz

border, BorderBlockz, China, Chinese influence, Communication, cross-border issues, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, North Korea, North Korean government, objection, political disagreement, rare break, regional dynamics, security concerns, Technology, telecommunications infrastructure, Telecoms

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.

plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!

Get Lost in Astros Reach SMP – Where two things are certain: chaos and creepers!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

✨ Astros Reach – Minecraft Server

About Us:

Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year! We are a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join our tight-knit community and share your love of the game with us.

Features:

Features	Description
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free community-use creative world	Express your creativity in a collaborative world
Weekly and monthly events	Engage in fun events with the community
Helpful community	Knowledgeable players and staff for support
Vanilla Minecraft focus	Emphasis on pure gameplay experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.21
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons
High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Must have a microphone.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ

Q: What is Astros Reach?

A: Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a long-term vanilla experience.

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

A: Join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Must have a microphone.

Q: What features does Astros Reach offer?

A: Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful community, and staff support.

ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	182
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1960	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Votes:	9609	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

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