Banhammer MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, News, Server, blocky, Ukraine-Russia relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!

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TikCraft Banhammer – No US Allowed

Entertainment, Chinese app, data privacy, Ban, united states

LOL, tiktok be like “bye bye america, im outta here!” but guess what? our minecraft server is still poppin’ off! come join us and escape the tiktok ban madness! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player here. so come on over and join the party before the tiktok ban takes over your life! #minecraftforever #tiktokwho?

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MILcraft: Banhammer Edition

Guilt, Marriage, loyalty, Boundaries, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s visit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected alliances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual mother-in-law as she tries to sabotage your Minecraft marriage. Will you ban her from your virtual home or will you let her tear your pixelated relationship apart? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like in real life, family drama on this server can get intense. Will you have the support of your virtual husband, or will he be torn between you and his overbearing virtual mom? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of emotions.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

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Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

internet culture, teamyoutube, social media, smp, Video takedown

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

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Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

grounding, Sneaking, consequences, family, Disobedience

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

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XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

controversy, privacy, name.., innovation, Technology

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

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Banhammer Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Guidelines, social-networking, trolling, online behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake! And if you lose, don’t worry, you’ll just be banned for a day. But hey, at least you’ll have time to practice your mining skills!

We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their dance moves!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. Just be careful, because rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets banned!

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PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

Moderation, Ban, punishment, Warning, temporary ban

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

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BlockyCorp News Network

supply-side factors, media manipulation, BlockyCorp, conservative shift, Australian newspapers

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be in Minecraft, dude. it’s like, run by this big corporate conglomerate that’s all about influencing the political slant of Australian newspapers. like, they bought up all these newspapers and suddenly they all turned super conservative. it’s like, evidence that supply-side factors are super important, especially when it comes to media ownership concentration.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep dark secrets about the media and politics while building your epic Minecraft world. plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden rooms that lead to who knows where. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the madness!

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Bear Kingdom Wild 1.21.4

celebration, CONGRATS, role reversal, funny, 1.21.4

Lol, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape the bear takeover and build your own fabulous girly paradise!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!

So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!

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