Banhammer – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server

Banhammer, blocky, Censorship, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disinformation, foreign policy, Government, international relations, measures, Media, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, pro-Russian, propagandists, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!

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TikCraft Banhammer – No US Allowed

Allowed, Ban, Banhammer, ByteDance, Chinese app, controversy, data privacy, Entertainment, Executive Order, influencers, News, popular app, shuts down, social media, Technology, teenagers, TikCraft, tiktok, Trump administration, united states, user base, video sharing, viral videos

LOL, tiktok be like “bye bye america, im outta here!” but guess what? our minecraft server is still poppin’ off! come join us and escape the tiktok ban madness! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player here. so come on over and join the party before the tiktok ban takes over your life! #minecraftforever #tiktokwho?

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MILcraft: Banhammer Edition

acceptance, Banhammer, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Edition, family, Guilt, Homophobia, in-laws, love, loyalty, Manipulation, Marriage, MILcraft, relationships, Respect, Support, toxic behavior, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s visit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected alliances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual mother-in-law as she tries to sabotage your Minecraft marriage. Will you ban her from your virtual home or will you let her tear your pixelated relationship apart? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like in real life, family drama on this server can get intense. Will you have the support of your virtual husband, or will he be torn between you and his overbearing virtual mom? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of emotions.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?

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Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

#youtube, Banhammer, Blues, content creators, content moderation, content removal., digital content, fan support, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Online Community, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, smp, social media, Supportive fans, teamyoutube, twitter, Video takedown, Vids, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

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Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

Banhammer, Behavior, Childhood, childhood memories, consequences, consequences of actions, discipline, Disobedience, family, grounding, long-term effects, moms, parental discipline, parents, punishment, rules, Sneaking, spanking, Strict, timeout, upbringing, worst punishment

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

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XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

Banhammer, Bans, Brazil, CEO, compliance, controversy, Court, decision, elon musk, innovation, judge, law, Legal, Musk, Musks, name.., privacy, refuses, Regulation, REPRESENTATIVE, Technology, tesla, XCraft

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

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Banhammer Minecraft Server

Ban, Banhammer, consequences, cyberbullying, digital citizenship, Guidelines, internet culture, internet etiquette, Minecraft, Moderation, online behavior, Online Community, online interaction, online safety, post, rules, Server, social media, social-networking, trolling, user behavior, virtual world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake! And if you lose, don’t worry, you’ll just be banned for a day. But hey, at least you’ll have time to practice your mining skills!

We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their dance moves!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. Just be careful, because rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets banned!

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PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

3 day, Ban, Banhammer, Behavior, Breakout, consequences, discipline, Escape, forum, Infraction, internet forum, Moderation, Online Community, Prison, punishment, pw, restricted access, rules, suspension, temporary ban, user account, VIOLATION, Warning, Welp

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

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/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

#youtube, BlockBrawl, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, general discussion, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

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””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

1080p, 1440p, 2160p, AIO, Amateur production, ASRock B650M-HDV/M2, Budget, Building guide, Coolers, Cpu’s, CREW, DDR4, ddr5, Gaming, GPUs, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, Mining, Monitors, Motherboards, Multicore, NH-D15, PC Building General, PC part picker, Peerless Assassin, phantom spirit, PSU tier list., PSUs, RAM, smp, SSDs, Upgrade Advice

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

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PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PuppyCraft, Server

Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

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ExBlockerz: GTFO in 7 Days

apartment, bank account, bills, Breakup, breakup recovery, collateral fee, Days, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerz, family friend, family member, Friend, Futon, gtfo, illegal living situation, Lease, moving out, parents, Renovations, Rent, Venmo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where we have epic battles over who gets to keep the virtual apartment! Will you be the one to furnish and take care of it, or will you be forced to sleep on a pixelated futon at your parents’ house?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating with stubborn players who refuse to leave your blocky abode. Will they find a new place in time, or will they be forced to live in a virtual cardboard box?

Join now for the ultimate breakup experience in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you can settle your real-life drama in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the pixelated chaos begin!

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NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

anti-social, boring life, Hermit, homebody, Introvert, isolated existence, ISOLATION, lack of social life, Loneliness, LONER, Minecraft, mundane existence, no friends, no hobbies, no life, NoLifeGamer, Recluse, shut-in, smp, social outcast, solitary lifestyle, stay at home, Uneventful

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

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MinecraftMysteryMadness

bewildering, BIZARRE, bizarre occurrences, eerie, Enigmatic, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, MinecraftMysteryMadness, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange experiences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, weird

Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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Clock Control Craft

biological clock, biological rhythms, body clock, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, clock, control, Craft, genetic regulation, jet lag treatment, light therapy, melatonin production, molecular mechanisms, protein function, seasonal adjustments, shift work, sleep cycles, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

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Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

Badlands, Chaos, comrades, Discord, Divine, doesnt, enemies, Followers, Goblins, Gods, kill, Kingdom, Kingdoms, matter, Minecraft, Overthrow, power, Reign, Respect, Revenge, Roleplay, rules, Rustic, Server, Spelling, Vanilla, Worship

Minecraft Server Overview:

Goblin King:	Krenko
Server Theme:	Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
Server Rules:	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
What are the server rules?	Kill anything that says goblins are weak Revenge fallen friends Follow the wishes of the god of chaos Respect if respected
How can I join the server?	Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

PvP Masters Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, Gaming, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming community discussions, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming style, Masters, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PvP, pvp games, Server, Singleplayer, video games

Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

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Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

campus safety, campus security, college dorm safety, college life, dorm, dorm safety, dormitory living, dormitory safety, dormitory security, goon, Minecraft, personal safety, safety in college, safety in student housing, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety tips, Situation, smp, staying safe in dorms, staying safe on campus, student accommodation, student housing, student safety, student security

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

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