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Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	6165	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	3556	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	850
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	2978	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Farms Harvested:	244	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	552915	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!