Salt & Pepper’s Secret Love Shack

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper from Blue’s Clues are having a secret affair in the cupboard! Like, who knew they had such spicy chemistry?! 🌶️🔥😂

Join us for some scandalous adventures and uncover the truth behind their steamy romance while we hunt for clues and build epic structures together. Plus, rumor has it that Steve is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon! 🐉🕵️‍♂️

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into this juicy mystery on our server! IP: spicylove.About.minecraft 🧂🌶️🔍

Mystic Academy 1.21

temptation, School, banging, hot teachers, secret romance

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got hot teachers on there that you can bang! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, like, if you wanna get your blocky hands on some blocky babes, this server is where it’s at. Don’t miss out, man, join now and get ready to score some pixelated lovin’!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

loud, fine dining, Girlfriend, EMBARRASSMENT, DiscoDisabled

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

NoDoorNoProblemMC

Angry, Apologize.., AGGRESSIVE, Elevator, Door

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Hotel, scolding, Sorry., prankster, prank

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

non-commercial, For-profit, Server, fake professional porn, original content

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

high school crush, high school, Cunt, happen, FAT ASS

Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and crushes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can make your crush fall in love with you just by playing on it. Who needs high school drama when you can have virtual love affairs with pixelated characters? Join now and see for yourself!

Block Banging Minecraft Server

FANTASY, temptation, decision, Bang, relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to join is by completing the ultimate challenge – banging one of our moderators in a specific position while listening to another moderator’s music on speaker! It’s a wild ride of awkwardness and hilarity that will have you questioning your life choices. But hey, if you can handle that, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

DaughterQuitsTeam Minecraft Server

Coach, high school, Miserable, banging, Drama

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero hotel room shenanigans and no late-night door banging from drunk teammates!

Join us and avoid the chaos of AAU drama, like Zoe did when she left her team to join us. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unnecessary distractions.

Forget about toughing it out and pushing through issues – on our server, the only thing you’ll be pushing is blocks to build your dream creations. So come join us and leave the drama behind! Your sanity will thank you.

🌍 Colony Craft: Build & Raid!

custom ore generation, community driven economy, Advanced Farming Techniques, Raid, Engaging Multiplayer Dynamics

🌍 Colony Craft [SMP] [Roleplay]

About

Colony Craft is a cool Minecraft server. It takes ideas from those big Civ videos, like the one where 1000 players build a huge city. Everyone loved those, so now they can play it for real on a 24/7 free server!

Features

Raids: Go and raid other bases to steal their stuff!
Custom Ores: Find special ores in hot spots. Check the wiki for more info.
Protection Blocks: Keep your base safe from raids.
Animal Farming: Grow animals with our fun farming system.
Skills Tree: Level up to get cool items and perks.
Realistic Map: Explore a map like Earth with fun biomes and terrain.
Colonies: Team up with others and make new friends.
More Fun: Tons of new stuff is coming soon!
Not P2W: Everything here is free! No one can buy an edge.

This server makes Survival Multiplayer fun and fair, adding cool new ways to play.

Join Us!

Discord: Chat with us on Discord
YouTube Trailer: Watch our trailer here
Wiki: Learn more on our Wiki