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DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	229178	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

NoDoorNoProblemMC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mines Excavated:	3505
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Animals Bred:	189	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Towns Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Potions Brewed:	187	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and crushes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can make your crush fall in love with you just by playing on it. Who needs high school drama when you can have virtual love affairs with pixelated characters? Join now and see for yourself!

Block Banging Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to join is by completing the ultimate challenge – banging one of our moderators in a specific position while listening to another moderator’s music on speaker! It’s a wild ride of awkwardness and hilarity that will have you questioning your life choices. But hey, if you can handle that, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

DaughterQuitsTeam Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero hotel room shenanigans and no late-night door banging from drunk teammates!

Join us and avoid the chaos of AAU drama, like Zoe did when she left her team to join us. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, mining, and crafting without any unnecessary distractions.

Forget about toughing it out and pushing through issues – on our server, the only thing you’ll be pushing is blocks to build your dream creations. So come join us and leave the drama behind! Your sanity will thank you.

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Votes:	4603
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	2903	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7710	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Animals Bred:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Votes:	6676
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!