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UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	7159	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Votes:	9129
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Potions Brewed:	54	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ores Mined:	3486	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
New Chunks Explored:	407204	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Animals Bred:	99	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5420
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

aita, blocked friends, car accident, car crash, Crashcraft, damages, deductible, Fault, financial burden, friend drama, friendship, insurance claim, minimum wage, parked car, Principle, RESPONSIBILITY, rough day, spilled drinks, split payment, Starbucks, totalled car, Young drivers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4817
Emeralds Found:	3313	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	138	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?