Bangers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!

Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2664	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9216	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Items Found:	5588	Vanishing Items Found:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

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