BANEAN Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Elton Palace Project

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server

family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Minecraft, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepsister, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepsister drama, StepSisWeddingPlanner, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of catering to your stepsister’s every whim and having your life revolve around her schedule? Do you want to put your foot down and finally take control of your own events? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without worrying about accommodating anyone else!

We understand the struggles of dealing with family drama, so on our server, you can escape all that and focus on having a good time. No more waiting for your stepsister to join in on the fun – it’s all about YOU now!

Just like how you stood your ground with your mom, stand your ground in our Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re the boss. And hey, if your mom tries to interfere, just block her like you block those annoying creepers in the game.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you call the shots – because who needs stepsisters when you have diamonds to mine and castles to build, am I right? Let’s show them who’s really in charge!

ClaimCraft: No Fam Payouts

aita, Blame, ClaimCraft, disagreement, fair, Falling, fam, family member, Harsh, hidden step, homeowners insurance, hurt feelings, insurance claim, judgmental, medical bills, negligence, pain and suffering, Payouts, property flaw, property inspection, stranger’s property, yard sale

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of settling disputes in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine this: you stumble upon a fellow player’s property and accidentally break a bone. Instead of apologizing and moving on, you decide to sue them for negligence. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to argue with your family members about the morality of your actions and threaten to hurt their feelings if they don’t agree with you.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, lawsuits, and family feuds – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

GrownUpGripesMC

abhorrence, Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, aging, Challenges, changes, detest, disapproval, disdain, dislike, Frustrations, getting older, growing up, GrownUpGripesMC, Hating;, Life, Loathing, Maturity, Resentment, responsibilities

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6131	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Towns Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Magic Items Found:	3788
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!