Baneado – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Tired of Being Alive Minecraft Server

alive, Burnout, depression, Despair, emotional exhaustion, emotional pain, end it all, exhaustion, Existence, FATIGUE, feeling drained, feeling overwhelmed, feeling stuck, hopeless, Life, long term exhaustion, mental health, Minecraft, Server, struggling to go on, tired, wanting it to end, wanting relief

Are you tired of the same old boring existence? Do you feel like you’ve been stuck in a never-ending loop of monotony for centuries? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drudgery of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil zombie llamas with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every time you die in the game, a real-life unicorn sheds a tear of joy. That’s right, your demise brings happiness to mythical creatures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the mundanity of everyday life. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurdity? Let the adventure begin!

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Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player 202265765

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, crime fiction, detective, Fiction, gripping tale, intriguing characters, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious storyline, Mystery, No. 202265765, novel, page-turner, player, plot twists, smp, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, thriller novel, unexpected ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to test your parkour skills by jumping across a bridge made entirely of exploding creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of emeralds who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him for the throne, or will you join forces with him to conquer the server together?

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously wacky up in here.

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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coworker, Emotional support, Empathy, forgiveness, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mood swings, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy symptoms, Server, team dynamics, teamwork, trust building, Understanding, work relationships, workplace behavior, workplace etiquette

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of working with Linda, the office drama queen turned Minecraft player. Watch as she snaps at other players, cries in the virtual bathroom, and ultimately reveals her pregnancy to the entire server. Who knew virtual block building could be so dramatic?

But wait, there’s more! Be the first to know about all the office gossip and drama as it unfolds in our virtual world. Will Linda apologize to you for her in-game behavior? Will she exclude you from virtual ladies night? The suspense is killing us!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of office drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama begin!

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BlockPartyMomsOnly

BlockPartyMomsOnly, condition, DAUGHTER, Disgusting, Divorce, family, family drama, Family Support, forgiveness, Harsh, hurtful, insensitive, insensitive sister, insult, JOKE, movement, overreacting, Protect, sister, Speech, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We don’t tolerate any mean jokes about speech or movement conditions, unlike some people (looking at you, OP’s sister). Join us for a fun and supportive community where everyone is treated with respect.

Our server is so awesome, even OP’s sister wanted to move in with us! But sorry, sis, we don’t welcome meanies here. Join us for a place where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about insensitive comments. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for jerks, so you can game in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and won’t have to deal with any rude comments about anyone’s voice. Join now and let’s have some fun together!

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NoCatchFeels Minecraft SMP

attachment, Boundaries, casual dating, Casual Sex, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotions, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hookup culture, Intimacy, Minecraft, no strings attached, NoCatchFeels, personal boundaries, relationships, romantic feelings, self-control, sexual attraction, smp, unrequited love

Are you tired of catching feelings in your Minecraft SMP relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict “no catching feelings” policy. Our custom plugin, the Heartbreaker 9000, will zap any developing emotions right out of you!

We have a team of professional therapists on standby to help you navigate the treacherous waters of FWB situations in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will haunt anyone caught catching feelings. So if you’re looking for a drama-free, emotionless Minecraft experience, join us now!

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RegretCraft

“Youth, appreciation, Experience, Gratitude, growth, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Time, wisdom

Remember all those times you spent playing Minecraft and wishing you could join a server that was as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams (and nightmares).

Join us if you regret not appreciating the sheer chaos and madness that only a Minecraft server filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking llamas can provide.

Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your childhood dreams in a server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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BrazilCraft – Not Pro-Russia!

accusations, Brazil, BrazilCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic disputes, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government criticism, international affairs, international relations, peace proposal, political tensions, press conference, pro-Russia, ProRussia, Ukraine, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy

so liek, u know how zelenskyy is all like “brazil is pro-russia” and stuff? well on this server, we are all about peace and fun and stuff. but zelenskyy be like “nah, brazil is shady” and we be like “come join our server and see for yourself, bro!” like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide from zelenskyy’s accusations. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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Odyssey-MC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

EARLY ACCESS We offer gameplay aspects such as PvE | PvP | Survival | Bosses | Dungeons and more! As we work towards a full 1.0 Version we work to add a few things every week. With the current selection of some mobs and bosses, custom items and armors, with more to come over time. We also have multiple different zones and worlds with their own features, as well as a Survival World.

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HeartPvP

Active Admins, active community, alliances, Biomes, Cunning, custom events, Dungeons, enemies, epic bases, Events, friendly player base, HeartPvP, LifeSteal, Lifesteal mechanic, lifesteal smp, Outlast, outplay, PvP battles, Regular Updates, skill, strategy, Survival Challenge

Description: Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

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Craft and Conquer: The Wild Adventures of the Sildaris Civilization

Adventures, airships, Astronomy, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, Civilization, Coin based economy, Conquer, Craft, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Flintlocks, food system, Glory, Modded, muskets, Paintings, player-run shops, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, spyglass, Steam-fantasy, Trailer, Warfare System, Wild, wine and cheese

Sildaris Wilds Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Description	Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theme. Explore new lands, create nations, engage in dynamic geopolitics, and more!
Features	Airships Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets Immersive gear from Epic Knights Coin based economy Chunk claiming Built-in warfare system Routine events And more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Sildaris Wilds Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord to start playing! Discord Link

Q: What is the economy system in the server?

A: The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, some of the unique features include airships, cannons, immersive gear, chunk claiming, built-in warfare system, and routine events with rewards.