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MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	4825
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Villages Defended:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	962986
Votes:	239	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8735
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4732
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Secret Passages Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!