Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.
Join us on this wild ride where we worship the almighty Nina Saotome, the VTuber and VSinger extraordinaire! Her powerful singing voice will rock your world and her sisterly personality will make you feel right at home.
But that’s not all, folks! We have lewd OC, KK, and sloppa archives for your viewing pleasure. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about some retro gaming, kusoge, and RPGs? We’ve got it all!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Minecraft madness and let the chaos begin! Join now before the creepers get you first!
Welcome to the server, here at Velocity Minecraft we are a survival server. We strive to give the best experience for everyone that plays our server. We are adding new features daily to the server to make it better and better each day.
We are currently in Chapter 1: Season 1 of Velocity Minecraft. There will be 3 seasons per Chapter. Each season we will reset the world and change up the world and gameplay to match a specific storyline to make the server interesting.
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Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle out of enchanted cheese and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! Who needs a job when you can spend your days frolicking in a land of sugary goodness?
So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Don’t question it, just join and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts fireballs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickle that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!
Join us for a chance to explore our world filled with crazy mods and modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need help or have a suggestion? Just hit the “Contact” button and our team of highly trained villagers will assist you… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what happened to the old site? Well, we have a thread dedicated to solving that mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and alien sightings. And don’t even get us started on our SKSE AE Update tracker, it’s more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon.
Looking for some juicy lore and lore accessories? We got you covered with links to more lore than you can shake a diamond sword at. And if you’re into character sheets, we have a mega treasure trove of workdocs that will make your inventory jealous.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen… and usually does.