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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

80’s JP city pop, band-aids, Based, blocktopia, blonde JK, cheerleader, chinks, coof wave., cute, dog, Dragon.., funny, Japanese goblin, Minecraft, Necromancer, nigga, Nipples, nuts, pidgin English, Pirate, rapping reaper, scatman, screams, Server, shark, shrine maiden, squirrel, success, super mario bros, Tanigo-san, TARANTULAS, Western market, white fox

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.

And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	259	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8187	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Potions Brewed:	190	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crops Grown:	2616
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!