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Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7956	Farms Harvested:	916
Magic Items Found:	7125	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8589
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	4093	New Chunks Explored:	327152
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Animals Bred:	43
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8114
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	5671	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!

Amagami Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amagami, Amagami Challenge, Anime, Another Year Goes By, challenge, Characters, Choices, dating sim, emotions, gameplay, Gaming, Interactive, japanese, love, Otaku, Quests, relationships, romance, simulation, Storyline, video game, visual novel

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take you on a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of pure awesomeness.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like a party in your computer where the blocks dance and the creepers sing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!