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Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	939098	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2526

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Votes:	8450	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3903	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

11 Days to Billionaire

1 billion seconds, 1 million seconds, 11 days, 31 years, billionaire, Days, seconds to days, seconds to years, time calculation, time comparison, time conversion, time duration, time equivalency, time increments, time intervals, time measurement, time periods, time scale, time span, time units, time values

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2170	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft

at risk, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling negative emotions, coping with stress, disadvantaged children, emotional regulation, emotional well being, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, poorer kids, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, SleeplessCraft, socioeconomic status, Stress Management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?

and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.

so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?

DragonShieldMC

Economy, FTB, MMORPG Magic Dungeons Biomes Spells Items Foes Armor Ore Craft Mode Community Playtime Realms Quests Fair Immersive Adventure Explore Memories Custom, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8447

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FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, Competition, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, GriefMode, Hardcore, Large Online, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	271
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

We have:

1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!

2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!

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