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BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4982	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	803635
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	156
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3513
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1564
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crops Grown:	6888

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	4733	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Potions Brewed:	200

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9310	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	7035	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mines Excavated:	3709	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!