Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.
Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.
So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!
IP: castaway.smpmc.us
Argh Matey, Welcome to Castaway Cove!! We’re a unique take on Skyblock/AcidIsland where you can carve out your own slice of paradise on a private island, cultivating a variety of exotic fruits such as coconuts, pineapples, and bananas. Watch your orchards flourish under the warm tropical sun, providing you with a bountiful harvest to enjoy and trade. But that’s not all – the crystal-clear waters around your island are teeming with vibrant aquatic life, just waiting for you to explore. Try your hand at fishing, and discover an array of new and exciting species.
Whether you’re tending to your tropical plants, fishing in the serene waters, or simply soaking in the warm sun, Castaway Cove offers a relaxing minecraft experience.
Join our discord to chat with fellow players! https://discord.gg/pv8M7ZAb2S Check out our shop to help financially support the server! https://castaway-cove.tebex.io/
castaway.smpmc.us
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| IP | play.alathramc.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk |
| Website | https://alathra.com/ |
Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Alathra a roleplay server? | Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics. |
| What can players do on Alathra? | Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations. |
| Are there custom features on Alathra? | Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more. |
| Can players create moveable ships on Alathra? | Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat. |
| What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra? | Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars. |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Banana King, who will challenge you to banana-themed mini-games and quests. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Banana King in a banana eating contest, you will be granted access to the secret banana dimension where all the rarest resources are found.
So come join us on our banana-filled adventure and see how many bananas it will take for you to become the ultimate banana warrior!
Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.
And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Community Focus | Building a strong and welcoming community |
| Discord Server | Join Discord Server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server active? | Yes, the server has been active for several years with a dedicated community. |
| What games do community members play? | While Minecraft is the focus, community members also play a variety of other games together. |
| What are the rules of the server? | While there are few rules, hackers and griefers are not tolerated. Respect for other players is important. |
| Do I need to join the discord to join the server? | Yes, all members must join the discord server to join the Minecraft server. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord server using the link provided above, where you will find information on joining the Minecraft server. |
Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical unicorn petting zoo, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave those BLACK MONKEY NIGGERS in the dust as we build, explore, and laugh our way to victory!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
– OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by following the instructions on our Linktree and getting yourself whitelisted. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | We run on the latest version of Minecraft Java Edition. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive gaming experience. |
| Is there a Discord server for OrbitMC? | Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Community | Longstanding tight-knit active community |
| Map | Very large custom terrain map |
| Roleplay | Optional geopolitical roleplay, lore/worldbuilding |
| Gameplay | Citybuild, world edit access after application process |
| Community | Tight-knit community, small set of rules, events |
To join the server, you must join the discord first and apply. Applications are short and mainly meant to filter out griefers.
http://31.214.161.7:8390/#laurentiro:2750:0:3394:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective
Yes, you can mark a claim on the map and start your story. Role-playing is optional, and you can also focus on building your city.
Players have access to world edit and other helpful commands after a short application process.
Welcome to a dimension that’s not quite a dimension! You’ll LOVE it or you’ll HATE it! Either way, you’re not here to choose! Who needs choices when the void of existence beckons you to build *cobblestone dragons* that breathe fire and fruit-flavored rainbows? Remember, reality is just a construct, like your entire existence, and this server? It defies ALL laws of physics! If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Welcome to the rabbit hole, where the walls bleed orange juice and the blocks take flight!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time-Traveling Enderman | Watch as they steal your past and replace it with STALE donuts! Who needs a past anyway? |
| Infinite Dimensions | A chaotic mess of spheres wrapped in spaghetti! Navigate through four-dimensional mazes of confusion! |
| Spawn a Black Hole | Why build when you can obliterate? Create a black hole that swallows your *friends*—and trust me, they were never real! |
| Sentient Blocks | They’ll talk back! But beware, they might tell truths you’re not ready to hear. Like, “YOU ARE NOT YOU!!” |
| Free Cake | It’s made of sorrow and despair! Eat it and you might phase into another existence! #DietOfDoom |
Q: What version of Minecraft are you running?A: Version 9. Don’t look it up. It doesn’t exist. Or does it? Are we even playing Minecraft? Is this all a DREAM?
Q: Can I join with friends?A: Friends? What a funny joke! We don’t have those here. If you see them, they’re actually just figments of your inner demons. Let them go.
Q: What’s the goal of the server?A: The goal is to find the goal! But remember, goals are just societal constructs. Your only goal is to forget you had a goal!!!
“If the Bible had a sequel what would it be called?”
“I could smell the colors in the air, and they tasted like regret!”
“Reality is overrated; I prefer the taste of my own nightmares every breakfast!”
So join us, take the plunge! Or, don’t. Either way, the existential dread is waiting. Are YOU ready to question everything?
Minecraft Server: Family Blocked Chaos
Are you ready to embrace the void? Our server is like a fleeting shadow of a dream trapped in a golem’s heart! Join us where reality blurs like butter on a cold summer day. Let’s dive into the irrational!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| 😈 Creepy Caretaker Mode | Your mother interprets the in-game rules, but only if she feels like it! Caution advised: diapers here are optional and sentient. |
| 🧙♂️ Randomized Chaos Events | Experience flaming sheep raining from the sky but only on Tuesdays! Count the missed opportunities while eating invisible cake! |
| 🕵️♀️ Invisible Walls | Have fun running face-first into nothingness! Wonder if that’s the boundary of your sanity or just a well-placed cactus! |
| 🔮 Mystery Die Throwing | Roll the dice and “”hope”” for the best… or you might accidentally summon your mother as a swarm of bats! |
| 🍕 Pizza Monsters | Not all pizzas are deliverable! Beware of the toppings that come alive after you midnight snack! |
“The sky whispered secrets about my childhood, but I don’t remember any of them. Is the cake real? Who knows!”
“I don’t trust my mother unless she’s constructed from diamonds and packed with TNT. Five stars for sparkles!”
“Flaming sheep? Yes! No! Maybe! The existential dread is invigorating! Would recommend if you enjoy chaos… or olives.”
“My consecutive nightmares have a new favorite haunt. I still don’t know how to build a house. Your server is like a maze made of marshmallows!”
If the moon sings, run. If it cries, stay. For the blocks you build may not be what they seem… Like a taco at noon on a Tuesday—truth or mirage?
Dive into the twisted world of LeenaCraft, where names become legends and every syllable could spark an interdimensional conflict! Here, your Minecraft experience goes beyond mere blocks; it glimmers with existential dread distilled through petty familial squabbles transcending dimensions.
In this bizarre server, Lana or Leena is not just a name—it’s a symbol of discord threatening the fabric of our pixelated universe! Are your very blocks collapsing under the weight of mispronunciations? Join us! This isn’t just a game; it’s a cultural commentary unearthing the chaos of societal norms—one crafting table at a time!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Pronunciation Wars | Engage in weekly battles over names that do not belong to you! “Lana” vs. “Leena”: a fight for identity and a test of patience! |
| Syllable Surprises | Names change dynamically based on player interactions. Enter the wrong name, and sudden chaos ensues! Portal to a dimension where your name is now “Brian.” |
| Cultural Clash Zones | Navigate areas where villagers will insult you with variations of your name, all while portraying their conflicting affection for “different cultures.” |
| Helpless Husband Hub | A safe space for husbands torn between their spouses’ rightful identities and the whims of their overly dismissive parents. Tears are crafting materials! |
Beware the Name Thief! An ominous figure lurking in the shadows, claiming to steal identities in exchange for random crafting recipes. They say he murmurs about how they were once called by a name sublimely mispronounced. Listening might come at a cost—your name is but a whisper in their vocabulary.
“I joined the server for the aesthetics but stayed for the existential crisis about my identity! What’s a name anyway?” — Anonymous Builder 001
“What’s in a name? I love being called ‘Lana’ when I’m clearly a ‘Leena’—it’s like living in a dystopian sitcom!” — Confused Crafter
Q: Why do people mispronounce names? A: Ever seen a chicken recite Shakespeare? It’s just like that—chaos governed by the laws of randomness!
Q: Is it okay to correct others? A: Only if you enjoy tinkering with the soul-crushing bureaucracy of the multiverse.
Join now, and plunge yourself into this unjust universe. Those who dare enter LeenaCraft must heed these warnings:
In LeenaCraft, you’re not just a player; you’re a chapter in a chaotic saga, a footnote in a realm where names wield power and identities dissolve like sugar in rain. Will you rise to the challenge? Will your voice finally echo through this pixelated void? Enter if you dare!
Welcome to the Most Outrageously Awesome Minecraft Server Ever!
Are you tired of your average, run-of-the-mill blocks and vanilla survival? Well, hold onto your pickaxes because this server is the stuff of legend! Join today and experience the epic Adventure of the DOOZENS—that’s right, DOOZENS!
Reason #1: Battle the Great Fraud Titan Fezzy! Once upon a time, our server was terrorized by a monstrous beast known as the Fraud Titan, Fezzy the Fraudster! Legend has it that he can turn emeralds into duped dirt and cloak himself in a fog of mystery and untold tales. Brave souls who defeat him not only claim treasures untold, but also the ability to cook golden apples using redstone! Yes, you heard it right—REDSTONE!
Reason #2: Waste not, Want a Nether Portal Prepare yourself for the most outrageous scavenger hunt to find the lost “Waste of Infinity”! It’s rumored to be hidden in the farthest reaches of the Nether, wrapped in a blanket of lava and guarded by a tribe of especially cranky piglins who have developed a taste for… cucumbers—don’t ask. Find it, and you can turn it into a portable portal that whisks you and your friends straight to Cake Land, where the ice cream flows and the cake is literally never-ending.
Reason #3: Abuse the Abusable! Everyone knows apples give you health, but have you tried the legendary Tainted Apples of Doom? Only those who dare to venture into the Spooky Swamp of Unending Regrets can find these magical orbs that make you float… temporarily. While in the air, you can summon chickens and turn them into ferocious battle companions. Yes, that’s right, they’ll wear tiny helmets and charge into battle while shouting, “FOR CLOD AND EGG!”
Bonus Reason: Join the League of Seafaring Doge Adventurers! Who doesn’t want to sail the glorious seas on our majestic (albeit slightly broken) Doge Ships? Every ship comes pre-fitted with a magical “Bark Wave” that calls forth a tidal wave of hilarious memes! Your crew will be made up of loyal pupper pirates on a mission to seek out treasure, adventure, and a well-deserved nap after a long day of pillaging… I mean, explore the oceans for infinite loot!
So why waste your line of sight on that boring server down the block? Join us for a wild, wacky experience full of insane quests, ludicrous loot, and whimsical wonders just waiting for you in our blocky paradise! Who knows? You might just uncover the secrets of DOGE himself while crafting your empire!
Hurry! Glory awaits, and those precious pixels won’t gather themselves!
Soup, a popular Minecraft YouTuber known for engaging gameplay and entertaining content, has garnered a loyal following eager for community play. Fans of Soup often search for official Minecraft servers to connect and enjoy gaming experiences together.
As of now, Soup does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the increasing interest in community-based gameplay suggests that fans may have taken the initiative to set up unofficial servers, replicating the fun and competitive spirit seen in Soup’s videos.
If you’re looking for similar experiences, consider exploring these fan-made servers:
For official updates, keep an eye on Soup’s social media platforms and YouTube channel. You can also discover similar servers through resources like:
Joining a community server can enhance your Minecraft experience, allowing you to connect with other fans and enjoy the game in new ways!
Are you ready to plunge into the abyss of pixelated madness? This server, known only as “MegaTurtleSectum”, is both the pinnacle of gaming and the grotesque belly of the beast! Here, grass grows sideways and the sky bleeds colors that defy the spectrum! Why would you NOT join?!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Chicken Dimension | Enter the realm of chickens where time loops endlessly—buttholes are not included. |
| Endless Crafting Failures | Every item you craft automatically duplicates into three exploding piglets. Enjoy! |
| Weather Control by Winks | Wink at the sun to change the weather! Why take responsibility for outcomes? |
| Sentient Toadstools | Talk to mushrooms for existential advice that only mushrooms understand. You do not! |
| Falsified Mythical Creatures | Encounter dragon unicorns! Are they real or just your mind breaking? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: To join, simply stare at the moon while chanting the names of your childhood fears. If nothing happens, rest assured, it’s going just as planned.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?
A: Minecraft is but a concept. Only perception matters. But also sometimes the beta version of reality
Q: How do I report a bug?
A: Bugs are friends. They may give you the stash of secrets hidden under the server’s transdimensional floorboards.
“Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Considering averages fluctuate widely…”
“Isn’t that one a corpo?/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren’t defined…”
“Numbers for 3/10: 1: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,117)”
“The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.”
Dive into a dimension where reality unravels like spaghetti from a can and the echoes of domestic frustration blend into the air like a whiff of burnt-out lamps! You’re not just joining a Minecraft server; you’re stepping into a bizarre culinary vortex where every block is steeped in existential dread and otherworldly microwave dinners!
Imagine a realm where heroes battle the untamed chaos of kitchen neglect—not through swords or magic spells but with the tireless powers of meal prep and passive-aggressive cleaning! Here, time expands and contracts like your ability to distinguish between the cereal and despair.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Kitchen of Unending Chaos | Navigate through a digital kitchen where dishes manifest as challenges! Careful, or you might start thinking a can of spaghetti O’s is an elder relic! |
| The Time-Cube | Need those pesky dinner prep hours back? Use this mystical artifact to reshape your evening but beware—it’s rumored that it may also cause existential crises! |
| The Dinner Duel Arena | Challenge your friends (or enemies) to a Battle Royale of Household Chores! Last one cooking is a rotten egg! |
| Reality-Bending Meal Prep | When you think your dinner is a straight-up chore, suddenly it transforms into an epic fantasy involving heroic cutlery and epic sauce! |
"I thought I was logging into a Minecraft server, but it turns out I joined a support group for exhausted parents! I’m now embroiled in a conspiracy where cleaning the kitchen means battling demons from my monthly budget!" — Player 2761G
"This server made me feel things—I questioned my will to live while staring at an empty fridge and then participated in a boss battle involving the cultivation of leftovers!" — RedditorForever21
This isn’t just a server; it’s a lifestyle—a paradox where dish soap is your savior and lost socks speak volumes of discord. Will you dive into the absurdity of mundane family life rendered through the pixelated prism of Minecraft? Will you transform kitchen chaos into pixelated masterpieces?
Adventure has beckoned—the lost art of family dynamics is waiting! But heed the warning: once you enter the realm of the Subterranean Kitchen, you may never want to emerge again. Choose wisely, join us… if you dare. 🍽️✨