Bananas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

ape, Bananas, Behavior, Community, desuarchive, Explore, Fun, Interactive, learn, madness, masterbin, mimic, Minecraft, MONKEY, O_O_K, playful, PRIMATES, Simian Sunday, smp, Social, Tenkaichi Budokai Edition, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

BananaBlock, Bananas, Communication, family, family dynamics, food habits, food preferences, food storage, food waste, green bananas, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, homemade snacks, meal options, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, picky eaters, refusing, Server, snack options, wasting food

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	265	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Star Shards Collected:	158
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	4056
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bananas, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fruity, Fun, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, Player Base, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	944226
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Citrus MC: Where fruit meets blocks and players can go bananas! Java 1.21.1, fresh map, claims, and player shops included.

1.21.1, Adventures, Bananas, blocks, Citrus, Claims, diamonds, Discord, Discord chat integration, Economy, Fresh, Fresh Map, Fruit, Grief Protection, Immersive, Included, java, Map, meets, members, multiplayer, player, player-driven economy, Players, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Shops, Staff, Survival, Thrilling, Tpa, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

Citrus MC – Minecraft Server

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Patreon	Patreon
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

Discord Invite Link

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC. All of the features of Minecraft are fully included, with no catch.

The Banana Network: Where you need to be 16+ to play with bananas, dungeons, and dimensions

40+ Origins, Automation, banana, Bananas, Community, Create addons, Dimensions, discord server, Dungeons, Evolving, Extra Dimensions – The Aether, Farmer’s Delight + addons, Friends, gaming servers, interests, Massive Dungeons, members, Modpack, Network, new ones, Personalization, Play, plenty of decor and block options, smp, the bumblezone, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1958	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Banana Network’s BRAND NEW official Minecraft public server. We have created a new modpack with all the essential mods to give you a Vanilla++ experience with some personalization (Origins) and automation (Create).

Modpack Features:

Origins	40+
Create	Addons included
Massive Dungeons	Included
Farmer’s Delight	Addons included
Decor and Blocks	Plenty of options

Extra Dimensions:

– The Aether

– The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join The Banana Network Minecraft server.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for guidelines.
How active is the community on the server?	The community is constantly evolving and active, with various events and activities.
What sets this server apart from others?	The customized modpack, extra dimensions, and community-driven atmosphere make it unique.

The Banana Network: Where monkeys rule and bananas are the currency! Join now for funky fun and fruity adventures!

Adventures, Aether, Automation, banana, Bananas, blocks, Bumblezone, Community, Currency, Curseforge, decor, Discord, Evolution, farmers delight, Friends, Fruity, Fun, Funky, Gaming, Join, Massive Dungeons, Mods, monkeys, Network, Other, Personalization, rule, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Towns Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Banana Network’s BRAND NEW official Minecraft public server. We have created a new modpack with all the essential mods to give you a Vanilla++ experience with some personalization (Origins) and automation (Create).

Features
40+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Plenty of decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Download Modpack

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the server IP provided on our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the rules section on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of our community.
Is there any support available for mod-related issues?	Yes, our dedicated support team can assist you with any mod-related issues you may encounter while playing on the server.

Lunar Loco: Where Moons Collide and Bananas Run Wild!

Active, Bananas, Bases, Builder Applications, collide, commands, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Discord, discord server, Economy, Events, Friendly, LOCO, Lunar, Moons, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, RUN, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, Wild

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla with extra commands (/home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime)
Player-run bases anywhere in the world
Shopping District for player economy with Diamonds as currency
Datapacks for multiplayer friendly server
Friendly and active community on both Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Events and PvP Colosseum Arena

!! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !!

We are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to better understand their duties. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz in your Minecraft client.
What are the server commands available?	Some of the commands available are /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime.
Where can I find more information about the server’s rules?	You can find the server rules and guidelines in the Discord server or by asking a staff member in-game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server and we have protection plugins in place to prevent it.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Farms Harvested:	608	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	7514
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Farms Harvested:	355

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CompliMinecraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1321	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re so kind” or “you’re so smart”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments ever! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone screams “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?!” Join our server for a daily dose of hilarious and absurd compliments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

Chaos, civilian casualties, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, electricity, emergency response, explosions, geopolitical tensions, Infrastructure, international relations, kyiv, Military, missile strike, power grid, Russian missile attack, SECURITY, targeted attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

BugOutCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Potions Brewed:	66
Emeralds Found:	1462	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more undiscovered insects than the whole dang world! we got bugs you ain’t never seen before, like the legendary fire-breathing ant and the elusive rainbow beetle. only 20% of our insects are named, so you can be the first to discover a new species and become famous in the insect world. our insect declines are of concern globally, but not on our server – we treat our bugs like royalty. so hop on and start exploring our bug-filled world today!