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China Posters Minecraft Server

Censorship, China, freedom of speech, government control, internet, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online communication, Online Community, online culture, online debate, online dialogue, online discussion, online expression, online forums, Politics, POSTERS, Propaganda, Server, social media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchantments Applied:	233
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Breakup, Closure, Communication, creeper, Emotional healing, ex-partner, ExesCraft, forgiveness, getting back with an ex, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship advice, second chance, second time around, self reflection, starting over

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

Activist, alexey navalny, assassination attempt, Corruption, CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, investigation, Justice, Official documents, opposition, Poisoning, poisoning case, poisoning evidence, Political, Prison, russia, the insider, toxicology report, Truth, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	133
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

SkyDragon Minecraft server

alliances, base, Buildings, Clans, Empires, enemies, Minecraft, mobs, Parkour, Players, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skills, SkyDragon, strength, Survival, Territories, Version 1.20.2, Vulture mode, vulture world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Farms Harvested:	442

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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

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213.239.198.168:25804

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

Adventure, bedrock, Blockheads, BUILD, Community, Discord, emhold, Explore, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, introduction, Join, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, pquotSeeking, recruit, recruit players, Server, shopping district, smp, sprinklesemquotp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8932	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

Crafty, creative freedom, end it all, group, long tail tag, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, Startup, twitch, vtubing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

autumn, Bear, bear cub, beary, Cozy, cuddly, Fall, forest animals, Good, Harvest, Hibernate, HIBERNATION, leaves changing, Minecraft, Nature, pumpkin spice, Seasonal, Septem, Septembear, September, smp, Sweater Weather, teddy bear, Times, wildlife, woodland creatures

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…