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CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6441
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Votes:	7726	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

WakeAndBake Minecraft Server

#WakeAndBake, Airbnb, Airport, aita, Bars, college friends, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Friend, friendship, group dynamics, leaving for the airport, Minecraft, not waking up, rental car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette, travel, Wedding, wedding party

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6938	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid waking up friends for airport rides!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Farms Harvested:	774	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.