New Minecraft Servers 2025

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banana meme Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyMythBusters

    BlockyMythBusters
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3304
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Farms Harvested: 938
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 459
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 421
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9637 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

    Debt2Growth Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6851
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Dimension Hops: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

    PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6527
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crops Grown: 3446
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ores Mined: 9819

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

    VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 594
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GovnoCraft Minecraft server

    GovnoCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7377
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Votes: 5184
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6576 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

    45.93.200.21:25587

    New Minecraft Server
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  • [1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

    [1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4290
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Picnic!

    Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

    Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

    Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

    The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

    Community Rules

    We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

    [​1.] No discriminatory language. [​EG. Racism, Homophobia…][​1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[​2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [​EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![​3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[​4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[​5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

    picnicnet.xyz

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  • BigBlockz Minecraft Server

    BigBlockz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4826
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2928 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

    TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1352
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 775479 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

    Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

    So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

    WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4133
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

    Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoFuneralNoRespawn

    NoFuneralNoRespawn
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 7401
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Potions Brewed: 59 Dragon Scales Harvested: 386
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

    We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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