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BlockyDicks R Us

attention seeking, BlockyDicks, Boundaries, Communication, consent, dick pics, Explicit messages, Flirty messages, gender dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, online behavior, online dating, positive reactions, relationship expectations, Respect, sexting, sexting etiquette, sexual harassment, Sexual responses, social media etiquette, validation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of sending unsolicited dick pics and getting blocked immediately? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to showcase your… building skills! That’s right, instead of sending inappropriate photos, you can impress others with your epic creations in our virtual world. Who needs dick pics when you can send pics of your giant pixelated castle? Join now and leave the unsolicited pics in the past!

SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, cooperation, Defense, defense strategy, deployment, Europe, global presence, international relations, LATVIA, Military, military exercise, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Swedish forces, SwedishCraft, Troops

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8750
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a legit war zone with Swedish forces and stuff. Like, they’re all in Latvia fighting with NATO and it’s like the biggest deployment ever. Imagine all the crazy battles and explosions you can be a part of in this Minecraft server. Plus, the Swedish forces are super cool and will totally protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. It’s gonna be lit, fam. Join now before it’s too late!

UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

#covert operations, arms race, Biden administration, defense industry, defense spending, drone industry, FOREIGN AID, funding, geopolitical strategy, government support, international relations, military assistance, military technology, national security, New York Times, political controversy, Report, secret funding, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneFundsNYT

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	55	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with!

Invictus

alcohol, Brewery, Chairs, chests, Community, Discord, Events, Hardcore, Invictus, Join, Locks, Lore, ONLINE, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Sitting, Stars, Tweaks, Uptime, Web map, welcome

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	5510	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Do you accept new players?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.

Tipsy Fury 1.21

aggressive behavior, alcohol, alcohol-fueled, Angry, Confrontation, Drunk, emotional outburst, fury, going to a store, grab a snack, impulsive behavior, intoxicated, late night, late night cravings, late night drama, late-night snack, public intoxication, snack run, store run, street altercation, talk shit, tipsy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Apology, ApologyDenied, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, confusion, emotional turmoil, exclusion, friendship, friendship breakup, ghosting, group dynamics, Guilt, hurt, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, reconciliation, self reflection, Server, social circles

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	2332	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship breakups are a thing of the past! Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player left her toxic friend group.

On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.

Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!

SisSassNoTalkMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your own family? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only gossip you’ll hear is about who stole whose diamonds in a PvP battle!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

absurd traditions, normal, Overrated, RidicCraft, ridiculous beliefs, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conformity, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal values, society norms, unconventional thoughts.

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mines Excavated:	1937
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	222	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	9960
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!