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SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	1958
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

Accountability, banana, banana industry, bananacraft, chiquita, civil case, corporate responsibility, court ruling, criminal activity, ethical business practices, funding, Guilty, human rights violation, international law, justice system, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal action, Liability, mobs, multinational corporation, paramilitaries, US court

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	6931	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

Super Saiyan Craft – Minecraft Server

android 17, Anime, beerus, Craft, dragon ball, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Jiren, Minecraft, Saiyan, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 6, Universe 7, Vegeta, Whis, Zeno

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6357
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Look no further, because on our server, the score is always 3-0! Why 3-0, you ask? Because that’s the number of times our players have defeated the Ender Dragon in one day! That’s right, we’re so good at Minecraft that we can take down the biggest boss in the game three times before breakfast.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of victory, the joy of discovery, and the sheer madness of a Minecraft world where anything is possible. Just remember, the score is always 3-0 – because on our server, winning is the only option!

SMPflipper Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward situations, awkward storytelling, cringe stories, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy tales, cringey moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., Flip, flips, funny anecdotes, funny storytelling, humorous recollections, makes you tell, Minecraft, smp, SMPflipper, storytelling, storytelling time

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExWivesClub Minecraft Server

alcohol, bar scene, Breakups, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex girlfriend, ExWivesClub, favorite girlfriend, friendship, hurt feelings, immaturity, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, misunderstandings, pettiness, reconciliation, relationships, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness love triangles, ex-girlfriend showdowns, and more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.

But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!

StepmomSlaya69

Abuse, Adult, Apology, Boundaries, Civil, Communication, conditions, cousin, criticism, decision, Disrespect, family, genuine, grad school, narcissist, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, stepmom, StepmomSlaya69, Thanksgiving

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members like my stepmom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated with respect and kindness! No more comparing yourself to your golden child cousin or dealing with passive-aggressive comments about your life choices. On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity.

Join us and experience a world where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build friendships with fellow players who support and uplift you, unlike my stepmom who only knows how to tear others down. Say goodbye to Thanksgiving nightmares and hello to a community that values and appreciates you for who you are.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave behind the toxic behavior of your past. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated for their uniqueness. See you in the game!

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8759	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

QuirkyBodyCraft

abnormal bodily quirks, abnormal physical quirks, atypical bodily features, atypical physical attributes, body quirks, distinctive bodily features, distinctive body traits, odd body characteristics, peculiar bodily traits, peculiar body traits, peculiar physical characteristics, QuirkyBodyCraft, rare physical quirks, strange bodily features, strange physical traits, uncommon body quirks, uncommon physical quirks, unique body quirks, unique physical characteristics, unusual body quirks, unusual body traits

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2195	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can customize your body in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to have a head the size of a block of dirt? Done. How about arms that are twice as long as your legs? No problem! Join our server and show off your wacky body modifications to all your friends.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.

ErdoganCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Conflict, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s Regime, ErdoganCraft, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Israel-Turkey Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, saddam hussein, SECURITY, Server, threat, turkey, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.

oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.

and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.

so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.

OlgaCraft2024

2024.., athlete, Fencer, fencing, fencing champion, First Place, Gold Medalist, historic win, MEDAL, national pride, Olga Kharlan, OlgaCraft2024, Olympic, olympic games, podium finish, sports, Tokyo Olympics, triumph, Ukraine, Ukrainian athlete, Victory

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got fencer olga kharlan as our mascot cuz she won ukraine’s first olympic medal in 2024! she be swingin’ her sword and kickin’ butt all over da place, just like u can on dis server! u wanna be a champ like olga? den join us and show off ur mad skills! we got epic battles, crazy challenges, and a whole lotta fun waitin’ for u! so what u waitin’ for? come join da party and let’s get fencin’!

NoCentsCraft

Accuracy, Cash, Coins, Counting, Currency, DENOMINATIONS, DIMES, dollars, exact change, finance, financial literacy, makes no cents, Math, MONEY, nickels, NoCentsCraft, payment, pennies, quarters, small change, Transactions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8012
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

CompeteLikeAGirl

adjust perceptions, boost girls, bridge the gap, CompeteLikeAGirl, Competition, competitiveness, Confidence, confidence building, equality, gender differences, gender equality, gender gap, gender stereotypes, Men, perceptions, Performance, policies, research, societal norms, study, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we bridge the gender gap by boosting girls’ confidence and adjusting perceptions! Men and women compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of pink wool or racing to find the rarest diamond in the mines. We’ve got potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn and armor that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your skills in a world where everyone is a winner!