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NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ores Mined:	7143
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

DreamVaultMC

dream analysis, dream archive, dream community, dream database, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream privacy, dream psychology, dream research, dream sharing, dream technology, dream therapy, DreamVaultMC, ethical dream sharing, lucid dreaming, sharing dreams, Subconscious Exploration, virtual reality dreams

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!

Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!

WarCraftWithBFFs

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Middle East conflict, Military, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, US support, War, WarCraftWithBFFs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	269
Crops Grown:	3373	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT!

The Banana

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Banana SMP: Season Three

Description
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:

About Banana City

Features
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths
Neighborhoods for every playstyle:
Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven

Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits

With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.

Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED

Ethereal Lands 1.20.4

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5383
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExWifetoNewBae

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, co parenting, Communication, Cups, custody, DATING, Disrespect, ex wife, ExWifetoNewBae, hair products, hair tools, household items, moving in together, new girlfriend, sharing items, stepchildren

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2807
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OMG guys, like have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds and the biggest creepers you’ve ever seen. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear and golden apples. It’s like a treasure trove, but like, way cooler.

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.

So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

CraftySecrets

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Towns Built:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover secrets that will make snooping in your friend’s house seem like child’s play! Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, uncover ancient civilizations, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs to snoop in real life when you can uncover the juiciest secrets in our virtual world? Join now and start your adventure of a lifetime!

HaitianJustice Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	946	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can bury ur enemies like journalists in haiti demand justice for their fallen comrades. u can build ur own gang and take over the server with ur epic pvp skills. we have crazy events like gang wars and treasure hunts where u can show off ur mad skills. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and fun minecraft server ever created. let’s bury the competition and rise to the top together!

ResistCraft: GazaGamerz

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel-Hamas truce proves ‘persistence of resistance’ like we got that same vibe, ya know? join us and be part of the epic resistance against boring servers! we got crazy builds, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is lit af, we’re like a big ol’ family that loves to have a good time. so come on, join us and show your persistence of resistance in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!