banal – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP
ANNOYING, banal, Cliche, corny, cringe, eye roll, EyeRoller, groan, hackneyed, heard it all before, Minecraft, old hat, overused, passé, Repetitive, smp, stale, tired, tired old saying, Tiresome, trite, Unoriginal, worn out
OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!
And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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Blockageddon
banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out
“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

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BlockyBanterCraft
banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server
banal, Boring, dull, Gay, humdrum, insipid, lackluster, Lame, Lifeless, Minecraft, monotonous, mundane, Server, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unremarkable, unstimulating
Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.
So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

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The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans
banal, Boring, cliched, dull, LIMITED, Minecraft, monotonous, one trick pony, OneTrick, overdone, pony, predictable, Repetitive, Shenanigans, shitboard, smp, Tiresome, uncreative, unexciting, unimaginative, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unvaried
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!
Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?
So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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RedditRageCraft
ANNOYING, banal, Cliche, cliché-ridden, cliched, hackneyed, overdone, overused comment, platitudinous, reddit, RedditRageCraft, redundant, Repetitive, stale, threadbare, tired, Tiresome, trite, Unoriginal, worn out
Are you tired of hearing the same old Reddit comments over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict ban on all overused Reddit comments! That’s right, no more “Username checks out” or “Thanks for the gold, kind stranger” allowed here.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in his lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Reddit comments and hello to epic adventures and diamond wishes!

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New Server IP
ChaosMC
Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival
ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.
chaosmc.ramshard.net

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Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)
Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith
Survive If Possible (EXTREME DIFFICULTY)Custom World Generation (6 Hour Death-Bans 1 Chance)————————————————————————————————————————–60 Custom Biomes & 3 WorldGen Datapacks Stacked14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below OverworldCustom Enchants & Loot Tables: High Risk High RewardCustom Structures & Small Community Environment————————————————————————————————————————–Dig down to the lowest block of bedrock to get to the Underdark dimension.Build up to Y Level 320 to get to the Faewild dimension. Above the Faewild is the PaxBelow the Underdark is the Nether, Below the Nether is the Sanctum, and if you’re lucky below the Sanctum will bring you to the End dimension. If you are NOT lucky you will be sent to a random dimension. Nether Portals Work In Every Single Dimension As a Way Back To The Overworld.See if you have what it takes to survive the INSANELY difficult mobs: Please Drink ResponsiblyYou Likely Have The Wrong Server: Good Luck!
surviveifpossible.us

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New Server IP
windycraft
This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.
windycraft.net

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PvPArcade
Factions, Skyblock, Survival
Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!
Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!
Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!
PvPArcade.net

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New Server IP
HBSMP
Bliss, Bringfriends, Customweapons, Fun, Hbsmp, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival
This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!
hbsmp.serveminecraft.net

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New Server IP
Nitro MC
120server, Blocklocker, Brewery, Customenchants, Economy, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Guishops, Lockette, Magic, MCMMO, Nogriefing, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Slimefuntowny, Small, Smallserver, Towny, Virtualshops
Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC
nitro-mc.com

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New Server IP
SlimeWorld
SlimeWorld is a fun Minecraft server. We have pvp – survival – economy – donator ranks- Vote for diamonds – amazing staff and community – mob arena – warhub – spleef – and so much more!
You can also join our faction server swfactions.com
198.154.103.93

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Lamentis
Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP
A very cool MiniGame server like HiveMC! MiniGames: – DeathRun – BedWars – Cowboys and Indians – BlockParty – Gravity – One in the Chamber
play.lamentis.net

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New Server IP
NitroMon -Now with fusions-
Aquaskills, battlepass, Bingo, Biomesyoullgo, Byg, Canada, Crates, Customtexturepack, Events, Fakemon, Freeranks, Friendly, Fusion, Globaltradesystem, Gts, Guishop, Gyms, Hunts, Keepinventoryon, Naturescompass, Other, Pixelmmo, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Playergyms, Pokebuilder, pokemon, Raids, Safari, Seasonpass, Skills, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, Wondertrade
NitroMon is a unique world within Pixelmon. Bringing Pokémon to Minecraft using the modpack Pixelmon Reforged. Using this pack we have poured our soul into building and developing a unique experience for you to explore and find hidden secrets throughout the world while having fun and making friends along the way. Some notable features we have include Custom Textures, Safari zones, Player/NPC gyms, Events, Crates, and Pokedesigner/Pokebuilder. Join us today and become a NitroMon Master!
Now with Fusions and Fakemon!
Requires Mods:
Pixelmon v9.1.10, Oh the biomes you’ll go! and Nature’s Compass
(https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)
play.nitro-mon.com

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New Server IP
Zeacraft – Public Community Server
Cracked, Survival, Towny
Welcome to Zeacraft!
This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!
Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x
Store: https://store.zeacraft.net
40% OFF just for you!
Code: PlanetMinecraft
survival, towny, mmo, open-world
play.zeacraft.net

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