banal – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP
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OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!
And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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Blockageddon
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“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

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BlockyBanterCraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.
So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

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The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!
Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?
So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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RedditRageCraft
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Are you tired of hearing the same old Reddit comments over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict ban on all overused Reddit comments! That’s right, no more “Username checks out” or “Thanks for the gold, kind stranger” allowed here.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in his lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Reddit comments and hello to epic adventures and diamond wishes!

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TheCraftyDJT – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further than dead euro hours aka me and morbido edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, me and morbido decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Why, you may ask? Because why not! And that’s the kind of energy you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We also have regular events like “TNT Cannon Building Contest” and “Zombie Pigman Jousting Tournament.” Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players riding zombie pigmen while wielding carrots as lances.
So what are you waiting for? Join dead euro hours aka me and morbido edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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NoKeyNoEntryMC
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy just like you value your new house key! Join us and build your own fortress of solitude where no parents, or anyone else for that matter, can enter without your permission.
Imagine a world where you can live out your wildest dreams without any pesky intruders trying to crash your party. Build a moat filled with lava to keep out nosy neighbors, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from unwanted visitors.
So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be the master of your own domain, just like you are in real life with your house key. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to rule over?

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TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now!

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BlockyDisagreements
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.
On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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CraftyKhameneiJailTime
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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.
one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.

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What is the IP for aCookieGod Minecraft Server?
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aCookieGod is a passionate and creative baker who specializes in creating delicious and eye-catching cookies. With a keen eye for detail and a talent for flavor combinations, aCookieGod has gained a loyal following for their beautifully decorated treats. From classic chocolate chip cookies to intricate sugar cookies, aCookieGod’s creations are always a hit at parties and events. With a dedication to quality ingredients and precision in decorating, aCookieGod continues to delight taste buds and impress customers with their sweet creations.

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Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

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LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog!

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AgeLieCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.
And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

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OpeningFlicks Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).
Our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best opening scene you’ve ever seen. Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a flash mob of dancing villagers, a chorus of singing parrots, and a fireworks display that puts Disney to shame. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against a horde of evil llamas led by a llama king, or participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (trust us, it’s harder than it sounds).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that!

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