banal – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

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OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

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BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

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The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?

So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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RedditRageCraft

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Are you tired of hearing the same old Reddit comments over and over again? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict ban on all overused Reddit comments! That’s right, no more “Username checks out” or “Thanks for the gold, kind stranger” allowed here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in his lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Reddit comments and hello to epic adventures and diamond wishes!

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BrainyCraft: Edu Edition

academic achievement, academic challenges, academic readiness, academic success, brain health, brain tumours, brain vulnerability, BrainyCraft, Childhood, early interventions, Edition, education, findings, intervention, long-term outcomes, Predictor, socioeconomic status, study, Support, survivors, Vulnerability, young children

so, like, imagine u join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, u build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this – if u join, u gonna be like a superhero for young children with brain tumours! like, ur building skills gonna help them with their academic challenges and stuff. and guess what? if u join, u gonna be so rich and famous cuz ur gonna be a key predictor of their academic readiness! like, u gonna be a hero in real life and in minecraft world. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic journey to help brain tumour survivors and be a superstar in the minecraft universe!

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Minecraft Boat Hockey… but with a twist!

4v4, boat, boat physics, Community, Competition, Discord, esports, european football, Fast-paced, gamemode, Hockey, inspiration, League, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ranked, Season 8, Server, sports, strategy, teamwork, Twist

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Boat hockey is a fast paced, 4v4 sport in Minecraft. Players use boat physics to play the game. The server has a league and a ranked game mode. The game is similar to European football and draws inspiration from various sports and leagues. The league is currently in its 8th season and has been running for almost 2 years.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the boat hockey server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/K7uW6sKeAN
Is boat hockey similar to any real-world sport?	Yes, boat hockey draws inspiration from European football and incorporates elements from various sports and leagues.
How long has the boat hockey league been running?	The league has been running for almost 2 years and is currently in its 8th season.

Chad’s Minecraft Server: The Incels’ Worst Nightmare

blackpillers, Chad, Chads, depression, emotional well being, Happiness, Incels, Insecurity, Lies, Loneliness, male privilege, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nightmare, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal pressure, societal standards, Stereotypes, SUICIDE, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, WORST

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Chad himself would be jealous of the fun we have! Incels will be kicking themselves for not joining sooner, because on our server, we have diamond armor for days and creeper explosions that will make you question your life choices.

Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, where even the most hardcore blackpillers will be screaming in excitement. Our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, don’t be a Chad stuck in a boring life. Join our server and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before! Who needs a social life when you have a virtual world filled with adventure and chaos?

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MessiCraft SMP – It’s Over for MineCraftyMessi

#youtube, consensus, Cristiano Ronaldo, debate, football, Football Fans, Goat, GOAT debate, goat title, Lionel Messi, messi, messi vs ronaldo, MessiCraft, midget, MineCraftyMessi, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, Soccer legends, sports, sports debate, youtube controversy, zoomers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we settle debates like who the real GOAT is – Ronaldo or Messi. And guess what? YouTube has officially acknowledged Ronaldo as the GOAT, so if you want to be part of a server that knows what’s up, join us now!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.

So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!

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7/10 Minecraft Server – AITA for Agreeing?

agreeing, Appearance, arguments, Asshole, Disrespect, family, friendship, friendship group, gold digger, Honesty, house warming, Immigrant, insults, intelligence, Lawyer, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, salary, self esteem, self worth, Server, vietnam war

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like Damian’s love life and hang out with cool peeps like me!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world, because let’s face it, your Minecraft creations are probably more impressive than Damian’s lawyer salary.

We promise not to insult your mom like Damian did, unless she’s a creeper in disguise! So come on over and let’s have a blast – who needs toxic friends when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

So, are you ready to leave the Damian drama behind and join our crazy Minecraft server? Let’s build some friendships that won’t crumble like Damian’s ego!

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UngratefulCraft – Ruining Futures Since 2021

academic schedule, Europe trip, family conflict, family holiday, family visit, financial stress, full-ride scholarship, FUTURES, guilt trip, homelessness threat, Incompetence, insufficient planning, lack of attendance, repeating the year, Ruining, second cousin’s wedding, surprise family getaway, trustworthiness, UngratefulCraft, university placement, unwanted, verbal protests

Are you tired of family drama and academic stress? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky family members interrupting. No guilt trips here, just blocks and creativity!

Forget about paying for tuition twice, on our server everything is free! No scholarships getting revoked, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

And if you ever need to blow off some steam, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and supportive community.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life problems behind!

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BlockBinge

addiction, Behavior, BlockBinge, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, intervention, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, Recovery, Rehabilitation, relapse, SELF AWARENESS, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, support system, Therapy, Treatment, triggers

Are you addicted to building the most epic structures in Minecraft? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds just to flex on your friends? Are you obsessed with creating the ultimate redstone contraptions that would make even the most seasoned engineers jealous? Then boy, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have regular build competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (yes, they’re a thing in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave warriors to challenge. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a special diamond sword that shoots lasers (okay, maybe not lasers, but it’s still pretty cool).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Australia, Campaign, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, downundercraft, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, push back, response, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Stance, taiwan, Tensions

so, like, this server is, like, the ultimate escape from all that political drama, ya know? like, who needs to worry about countries fighting when you can just chill and build stuff in minecraft, amirite?

plus, like, we got this crazy story about how the australian players on the server are leading this epic push-back against china’s anti-taiwan campaign. like, they’re building giant statues of taiwanese landmarks and organizing in-game protests. it’s wild, man.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic battle for virtual freedom, come join us on the server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise. plus, we got free virtual snacks. who can say no to that?

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CeasefireCraft2021

biden, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire deal, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, united states, Urgent, urgent intervention, world news

haha so like this server is the bomb diggity, just like biden telling netanyahu to chill with the war and stuff. we got so much craziness happening, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this secret underground base where all the chickens are actually aliens plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the giant talking mushrooms that give out free diamonds if you tell them a good joke.

oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. plus, our community is like a big happy family, except uncle bob keeps blowing up everyone’s houses with tnt. but it’s all in good fun, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. who needs a ceasefire when you can have this much chaos and fun? let’s goooooo!

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RedstoneLove: Dems & Reps unite!

bipartisanship, couples, democrats, Dems, Diversity, findings, love, Marriage, political affiliation, Political differences, political parties, RedstoneLove, relationships, Reps, republicans, research, romantic partners, Share, social dynamics, statistics, study, Support, unite, Unity

so, like, have you ever heard of a minecraft server where democrats and republicans come together in harmony? yeah, like, this server is so crazy that even in the virtual world, they can’t resist each other! imagine building a house with your dem boo while your repub bae mines for diamonds. it’s like a political love story, but in minecraft! join now and be part of the 8% of couples who defy the odds and build a world together, one block at a time. it’s like bipartisan love, but with creepers and zombies. come on, you know you want to be part of this crazy adventure!

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