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NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, global affairs, international relations, Military, Nuclear Threat, nuclear warning, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, putin, Putin warning, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, Warning, West, world news

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

battle, captured, Claims, Conflict, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, hostages, international news, military intelligence, military operation, Operation, prisoners of war, Recapture, russian military, Russian soldiers, soldiers captured, Troops, Ukraine, Vovchansk aggregate plant, VovchanskVillagers, war zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

Bread, Breadwinners, burden, Challenges, Economy, family, financial stress, Hardship, income, Job, long-term consequences, LOSE, most, PRESSURE, provider, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Stability, Struggling, Support, WINNERS, work

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	166
Magic Items Found:	8010	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

atmosphere, bedrock, BUILD, Community, cooperation, Cosmos, Create, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, INCLUSIVE, java, Lost, Minecraft, Play, player, PORT, Respect, Semi Vanilla, Server, starbound, Start, Version

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	9272
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242

Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?