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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and become part of a community that thrives on telling outrageous stories and then gooning to them in-game. Whether you want to share a tale of how you accidentally turned your pet pig into a flying unicorn or how you built a giant statue of a potato, we want to hear it all!

But that’s not all – we have epic events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest around the track (spoiler alert: it’s always chaotic and hilarious).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some ridiculous memories together!

GoodMorningCraft SMP

cheerful morning, early bird, good morning, good vibes only, GoodMorningCraft, greetings, happy day ahead, hello world, morning inspiration, morning routine, morning vibes, new beginnings, New Day, positive energy, positive start, rise and shine, smp, start fresh, start the day right, sunny day, Wake up happy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	232618	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	164
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic SMP where the pigs ride on saddles, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes (or at least make a really cozy sweater).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated world!

CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong

blocking users, boundary setting, childfree lifestyle, creep behavior, CreeperBoundariesGoneWrong, cyberbullying, digital boundaries, Instagram accounts, internet safety, online boundaries, online communication, online friendships, online harassment, online relationships, online safety, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, setting limits, social media etiquette, toxic friendships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy online “friends” like Mike and just have a blast building and exploring with fellow gamers!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious antics and epic battles against virtual creepers (not the human kind, thank goodness). We promise not to pressure you into changing your username or giving out personal information – unless you want to, because hey, we’re all about consent here.

So come on over and block out the negativity like a pro player, because on our server, the only thing creeping you out will be the monsters lurking in the shadows. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no facetime required!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1334
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ores Mined:	7682

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	105	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	87
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.