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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 654 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1765 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!
we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.
also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.
plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.
so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.
