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B a n m e M i n e c r a f t S M P
ban me, Computer, cybersecurity, digital privacy, free software, hackers, Information Security, internet, Lyrics, network security, online safety, open source, openbsd, operating system, programming, SECURITY, Software Development, Tech, technology enthusiasts, Unix-like
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained penguins armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. They will protect you from any griefers or hackers trying to ruin your fun. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo and compete for the title of Grand Llama Champion!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. Just be sure to watch out for the singing Endermen and their catchy tunes!

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Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server
Adventures, Ban, ban me, Bitch, defiance, discipline, disrespectful behavior., Eustace, Eustaces, evade, get slidd, janitor, janitor duty, Janitorial, janitorial work, Mature, mature up, Minecraft, night duty, repeat offender, rule breaking, Server, slidd, troublemaker, usual evasion
Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!
Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.
Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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LostWife Minecraft Server
LostWife, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of your wife disappearing every time you try to play Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never lose your spouse to the blocky world again. Our server is so addicting, even your wife won’t be able to resist staying by your side. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret portals in the game that lead to a dimension where all the missing spouses are hanging out and having a blast. So join now and reunite with your loved one in the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

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AnimeBeautyStandards Minecraft Server
Anime, AnimeBeautyStandards, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, character design, cultural impact, diversity representation, entertainment industry, feminism, Gender Roles, japanese animation, Media influence, mental health, Minecraft, physical appearance, self esteem, Server, social pressure, societal norms, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, Women
Are you tired of being judged by unrealistic anime beauty standards? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where blocky pixels are the only beauty standard! No more pressure to have giant eyes or impossibly long hair – on our server, all players are equally pixelated and fabulous. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual spa offers pixel-perfect facials and blocky body wraps for the ultimate relaxation experience. Say goodbye to anime beauty standards and hello to a world where square is the new sexy!

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⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
Version > 1.9-1.21
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No byte for donation
2. No lags
3. Friendly admins
4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin Glow (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Things for X lvl
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru
❤️ Website: MineRich.ru
⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR
org.zrich.ru

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BattleCraft Server
1.5, BattleCraft, Boys, combat extended, long tail tags, Server
Are you tired of the same old boring combat in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has just extended combat in version 1.5! Now you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights, intense archery duels, and even throw some explosive potions for good measure.
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land terrorizing players. Defeat him and claim his golden egg filled with rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark armor and enchanted music discs that play the hottest tunes in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience combat like never before in version 1.5! Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken King slayer and earn yourself a spot in Minecraft history.

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CraftyJill’s Minecraft Server
campaign trail, Candidate, controversy, CraftyJills, Dr Jill, election, election season, Minecraft, political ambition, political commitment, political determination, political drama, political ethics., political integrity, political loyalty, political perseverance, political scandal, Politics, presidential campaign, presidential race, refusing to drop out, Server, state dinners
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive state dinners, presidential campaigns, and a whole lot of chaos!
Picture this: Dr. Jill, the feisty Minecraft character, refusing to drop out of the presidential campaign. She’s not backing down and she’s ready to fight for her spot in the virtual Oval Office. And guess what? You get to be a part of all the drama!
But that’s not all – we’ve got state dinners like you’ve never seen before. Explosions, flying pigs, and a whole lot of craziness await you at our server. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual president!

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ExesSonNoMoreCraft
AITAH, bio dad, blended family, child custody, child support, co parenting, custody battle, emotional exhaustion, exes son, ExesSonNoMoreCraft, family dynamics, Fatherhood, legal battles, legal rights, mental health, non-biological child, not taking care, Parental Responsibility, setting boundaries, shared custody, step-parenting
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you take care of anyone’s kids!
Join us and escape the drama of custody battles and step-parenting woes. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted responsibilities.
Say goodbye to the stress of raising someone else’s child and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t find any entitled exes or demanding stepchildren here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is a lot more enjoyable when you’re not being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s offspring. Join us now and let the good times roll!

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CraftySingles
CraftySingles, DATING, healing, HEARTBREAK, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, self-realization, single
Are you tired of being forever alone in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player two in no time. We’ve got potions of love, enchanted roses, and even a matchmaking villager who guarantees to find you the perfect partner. Say goodbye to mining diamonds alone and hello to building a pixelated paradise with your new boo! So why are you still single? Join our server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

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LaiCraft: Aussie Adventures
activism, Adventures, Asia, Aussie, Australia, Censorship, China, current events, Democracy, freedom of speech, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jimmy Lai, LaiCraft, Media, mogul, Politics, press freedom, protest, Son, Visit
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hong kong moguls, australian adventures, and a whole lot of chaos! watch out for china, they might try to take over our pixelated world but we won’t let them! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of jimmy lai’s son visiting australia. don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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Magic Sex Ed Fail
ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
BaguetteCraft, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, election, european politics, european union, far right, France, French politics, Government, immigration, international relations, Italian, mainstream parties, Minecraft, nationalism, policy, political ideologies, political parties, populist, right wing, Server, Voting
Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, the French have voted for a right-wing Italian to be their leader! That’s right, anything can happen in this crazy world. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this election result. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!