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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Australian, Ban kids, Censorship, children, cyberbullying, digital literacy, digital wellbeing, internet regulation, Media consumption, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, online privacy, online safety, parenting, poll, Q&A, restrict harmful social media content, screen time, Server, social media, Technology, YouGov, youth protection

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchantments Applied:	240	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of kiddos ruining ur minecraft experience? do u hate seeing all that toxic social media drama while u tryna build ur epic castle? well, join our server where we BAN kids and restrict all that harmful social media crap! u can finally play in peace without some squeaker yelling in ur ear or seeing drama about who unfollowed who on insta. come join us and live ur best minecraft life without all the annoying distractions. trust us, u won’t regret it!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

agriculture, backyard garden, big, cantaloupe, DELICIOUS, Farming, Fresh, Fruit, garden, glistening melons, healthy, Homegrown, honeydew, juicy, melonmania, Minecraft, organic, ripe, Server, succulent, Summer, SWEET, vine-ripened, watermelon

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Votes:	7478	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their measly little melons? Well, look no further because our server is all about those big, glistening melons! Our melons are so huge, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Melon King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of melon seeds. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Melon King in a melon-eating contest, you will be granted unlimited melons for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground melon farm that is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves trained to protect the precious fruit at all costs. So come join us and experience the melon madness for yourself!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

admitting fault, Apologize.., Apologizing sincerely, ApologyCraft, asking for clemency, asking for forgiveness, Asking for pardon, begging forgiveness, expressing regret, Making amends, Making an apology, Making reparations, Minecraft, offering an apology, saying I’m sorry, saying sorry, Seeking absolution, seeking forgiveness, seeking reconciliation, Seeking redemption, Server, showing remorse, time to apologize

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ores Mined:	1685
Buildings Constructed:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to apologize for your lack of skills and join our server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns you into a Minecraft pro in just one sip! Say goodbye to embarrassing deaths and hello to epic victories!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a part of their crazy crew!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance and let loose. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. It’s time to apologize for ever playing on those boring, basic servers. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

CreeperCousinCareNope

aita, autism, Babysitting, Boundaries, comparison, CreeperCousinCareNope, dyslexia, family, family dynamics, Grades, Grandma, guilt tripping, hair, high metabolism, Insecurity, Manipulation, reddit, refusal, sibling rivalry, Wedding, weight

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Potions Brewed:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your grandma comparing you to your picture-perfect sister? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to guilt trip you into doing things like babysitting a 1-year-old when you clearly set boundaries. Our players are dyslexic, autistic, and all-around awesome, just like you! Plus, our greasy and messy hair club is always looking for new members. So come on, join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, defeat Putin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, european union, Foreign Minister, game of escalation, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Invincible, nato, Party, Poland, Polish FM, Putins, Radosław Sikorski, re-learn, russia, Sikorski, West, WIN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	75091
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

yo, dis server be like dat one time when Poland was all like “Russia ain’t invincible, we can still take down Putin, ya know?” and then they were all talkin’ bout how the West gotta step up their game and learn how to win da game of escalation, like it’s some kinda Minecraft battle or somethin’! so if you wanna join a server dat’s as epic and intense as dis political showdown, den come join us and show Putin who’s boss in da virtual world! we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and a community dat’s ready to take on any challenge, just like Poland takin’ on Russia! so come on, join us and let’s show da world dat we ain’t afraid of a little competition!

GraveyardRivals

Business, Competition, competitors, death, funeral arrangements, funeral director business, funeral director competition, funeral director industry, funeral director services, funeral directors, funeral homes, funeral industry, funeral industry challenges, funeral planning, funeral services, GraveyardRivals, local competition, local services, small business competition, Small Businesses, small-time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

join our epic minecraft server where small-time funeral directors are forced to give their competitors business when they die! it’s a cutthroat world out there, but on our server, you can build your own funeral home empire and take out the competition in hilarious ways.

imagine luring your rival into a pit of creepers or setting up elaborate traps to sabotage their funeral processions. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the funeral industry is the ultimate battleground.

so come on down and join us for some coffin-dodging fun! who knew death could be so entertaining?

BirdFluMilkVirusCraft

Animals, biosecurity measures, bird flu, BirdFluMilkVirusCraft, commercial milking equipment, dairy industry, disease control, Food Safety, H5N1 virus, infection, infectious diseases, metal components, potential infection, public health, rubber components, Stability, study, transmission risk, unpasteurized milk, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	255	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, we have the cure for bird flu in unpasteurized milk. Yeah, you heard me right. Our milking equipment is so high tech that it can, like, totally kill the virus in just one hour. So, like, come join us and drink all the milk you want without worrying about getting sick. Plus, our cows are, like, super friendly and will totally give you free hugs. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us now and save the world, one glass of milk at a time!

SavageMc

1.20 Vanilla Combat System, auction houses, Crates, Custom Items, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minecraft, Monthly Store Credits Giveaway, pvp arena, Rtp, SavageMc, SavageMC community, Server Shop, tags, token shop, Winnable Rank Vouchers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8235
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

SavageMc (CRACKED) Welcome to SavageMC, where the Lifesteal gamemode amps up your Minecraft adventures! Our server is packed with exciting features to keep you hooked. Need some essentials? Check out our Server Shop. Feeling adventurous? Use the RTP (Random Teleport) to explore new, undiscovered lands. Earn exclusive ranks with Winnable Rank Vouchers and score unique rewards by participating in our events.

Here, every mob you take down adds to your wealth, making your battles even more rewarding. Don’t miss our Monthly Store Credits Giveaway for a chance to snag some awesome prizes. Craft and discover Custom Items to spice up your gameplay, and enjoy the familiar thrill of the 1.20 Vanilla Combat System for epic PvP battles.

Got something to sell or looking for a deal? Head to our Auction Houses. Unlock special Crates for a chance at rare goodies. Enhance your herbalism skills with McMMO and spend your hard-earned tokens in our Token Shop. Show off your unique style with custom Tags and test your skills in our action-packed PvP Arena. Join us at SavageMC and dive into a Lifesteal experience like no other – packed with features, fun, and a fantastic community!

savagemc.mc-join.xyz:25738

Midcraft: Where you can semi-vanish into vanilla, just watch out for the invisible creepers in 1.21!

Active players, building, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Event, Expanding, Exploration, Explore, Features, INVISIBLE, Ip:, Lore, lore building, Midcraft, multiplayer, semi anarchy, semivanish, Small, Start, sticking around, Summer event, Survival, Vanilla, watch, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Emeralds Found:	8398

Midcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Midcraft
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Custom Features	Added features to make the world more interesting
Community Size	Small but expanding
Server IP	midcraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of server is Midcraft?

A: Midcraft is a survival multiplayer server based on vanilla gameplay with custom added features.

Q: Is there a community on Midcraft?

A: Yes, Midcraft has a small but ever-expanding community of players.

Q: Are there any ongoing events on Midcraft?

A: Yes, there is a summer event currently happening on Midcraft.

Q: How can I join Midcraft?

A: You can join Midcraft by using the server IP: midcraft.net

EndGame Minecraft Server

American G.I. Tyrone, BBC, blacked, Daughters, denazification, Endgame, Jew Führer, Jewish state, Khazaria, Kremlin, Minecraft, Natalia Poklonskaya, nato, president biden, putin, russia, Server, television, trump, white Russian women, world war 3, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in a world where World War 3 has just ended, and the craziest things are happening.

🚀 Picture this: Russia just got their butts kicked by NATO, and now President Biden and the Jew Führer of new Khazaria Zelenskyy are partying it up in the Kremlin. But the real highlight? Natalia Poklonskaya getting BLACKED by American G.I. Tyrone with his 12-inch BBC. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky characters!

🎉 Join us as we celebrate the denazification of Russia, where white Russian women are spreading their legs to atone for their country’s sins. Putin and Trump are locked up, watching in horror as their daughters get BLACKED 24/7. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

🔥 So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knew blocky characters could get up to so much mischief? 😉

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, boomer chains, Community, decentralized internet, EcoCraft, ecosystem, general, Green.., Jdoge, marketcap coins, Markets, memes, Minecraft, Mixer, open internet, open network, potential users, red, reddit, Server, Technology, Teg, Telegram, telegram app, Ton, TON ecosystem, tonchains, Trading, Utilities

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market? Look no further than our server – where even a child can start trading using boomer chains and other crazy technology designed by Telegram!

Join us for a decentralized and open internet experience with over 100,000,000 potential users – because who needs Reddit when you can be a part of something this insane? Our tonchains ecosystem is so green, it puts the Hulk to shame. We’ve got marketcap coins like Mixer (Ton’s monero) and Jdoge, which is the perfect mix of memes and utilities.

Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just strike it rich while building your blocky empire!