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CraftyCraze Server

4chan, 4chan archive, 4stats, avatarfagging, ban archives, Blogposting, boards, Complaints, CraftyCraze, Happenings, History, irc, media browser, Moderators, Mods, Personal Report Buttons, Server, Small GETs, spergs, Staff, webm looper, Yotsuba catalog

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the interesting and unusual stuff goes down! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are.

From small GETs to known spergs sperging out, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Our moderators are like superheroes, keeping the peace and making sure everyone has a good time. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on our Yotsuba catalog or 4chan media browser for some quality entertainment.

But that’s not all – we have public ban archives for those juicy drama moments, and a webm looper for when you just need to unwind with some funny videos. And if you want to enhance your 4chan Archive Experience, we’ve got you covered with some awesome userscripts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!

Arctic, arctic circle, Arctic defense, ArcticSubs12, Canada, China, Chinese, DEFEND, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, invasions, Maritime, Military, military technology, nato, Naval, north pole, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Submarines, submarines procurement, Surveillance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!

Legit Vanilla

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchysurvival, authentic, betterteams, Community, Creative, Legit, Legit Minecraft, Legit Server, Legitimate Vanilla, Legitvanilla, Minecraft, new, Newserver, No Rules, no staff, Norules, Norulesanarchy, Nostaff, original, player, Players, rules, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ores Mined:	7991
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Legitimate Vanilla

This means there are:

1. NO Rules2. NO Staff

What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.

legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

Grimwald SMP: Where skeletons pay rent and creepers follow building codes

apply, building, codes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, follow, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, Minecraft, Minigames, Pay, pay to win, Plugins, Projects, Rent, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity Voicechat	This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	For quality of life enhancements
Coreprotect	Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing
Hard Difficulty
Democracy	All major server decisions are voted on by the players
Updates	To new versions soon after they come out
Vanilla-like Configs	TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.
Friendly Community
Minigames and Events
Group Projects
No Pay to Win
Apply Here:	Application Form

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, as long as you follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9257
Emeralds Found:	8611	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!