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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4749 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
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