BambooUKCrisisCraft

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come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

DamNation Minecraft Server

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lol this server is so lit, it’s like Ukraine dismissing Russian suggestion it plans attacks on own power dams lol. join us and be part of the most epic battles and drama in Minecraft history. ukraine ain’t got nothing on the craziness happening in this server. come build your own power dams and protect them from crazy attacks. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in this Minecraft world? join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!

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so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!

StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

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About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq

Read through server guide + rules
Submit an application
Wait for contact within 24 hours
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.