also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?
oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.
Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.
– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising
A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com
A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9
A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.
A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.
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